#i was roxy

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DAVE: i got new headphones that can bass boost music and i think i have brain damage

ROXY: what breed r they

ROXY: fcuk **BRAND

DAVE: BREED

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TG: heeeey john!

EB: oh hey roxy.

TG: john i have a v important question 2 ask u

EB: what is it?

TG: *roxy gets down on one knee, and pulls a small black box from her pocket.*

TG: john egbert...

TG: *points at his shoes* WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?

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[fruitsaladc0wboy]

I JUST PLAYED AN AWESOME GAME OF CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY THIS MORNING WITH THE BEST PEOPLE EVER AND I JOINED THE TWO KARKATS FABULOUS GANG IT WAS WONDERFUL

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TG: davey

TG: sup sistermom

TG: how u been

TG: i been alright

TG: throwing some sick beats

TG: watching freaky nature documentaries

TG: how bout you?

TG: same ol' same old

TG: in other words being all around awesome at everything ever?

TG: basicly

TG: *basically

TG: hell yeah

TG: i say you should usurp crocker and egbert

TG: new leader in town and her name is roxy lalonde

TG: ogm hells yes

TG: of course ill be right at your side making sure things flow nice and smooth

TG: lets feckin do it

TG: *fuckin

TG: team strilonde

TG: yessssss

TG: they wont enven be ready

TG: *evne

TG: *even

TG: shit they wont know what hit em

TG: just be hanging around and BAM

TG: strilondes are ruling their sweet sweet empire

TG: like a huirricalne of awesome

TG: *fuck it

TG: hell yes

TG: *fistbupm*

TG: **fistbump

TG: *fistbuos back*

TG: *fistbupm

TG: were doing this, sis

TG: *fistbump

TG: yes

TG: were

TG: making

TG: this

TG: happen

TG: we need 2 do this

TG: leik

TG: right now

TG: ok but were gonna need some backup

TG: i mean we cant just usurp our overlords without backup

TG: thats a shitty plan

TG: true

TG: what about karkat

TG: im pretty sure hes a communist

TG: the shouty 1?

TG: the shouty nubby one

TG: i aprrove

TG: *appreve

TG: *approve

TG: if we tell him were bringing back communism he might agree

TG: so strilonde plus nubs

TG: yess

TG: we need more than tht tho

TG: any suggestions?

TG: we cud bring in jakey

TG: blind them all w his shrots

TG: *shorts

TG: an britshness

TG: theyll be too busy staring at his gams to see us

TG: exactly. so we sheak from behind and BAM

TG: go 4 the kill

TG: i hate to break this to you, rox, but we may be met with resistance

TG: im not sure if rose is willing to turn to our side

TG: we need 2 figure out how 2 get her w us

TG: ok theres one constant with her and that is kanaya

TG: shes the vampire lesbian

TG: pretty chill

TG: oh yea!

TG: so get kanaya 2 join us

TG: an we got rosey

TG: thats two lalondes and a strider

TG: what about anime-shades?

TG: dirk?

TG: yeah that guy

TG: i think we cud get him over..

TG: may take some wrok tho

TG: *work

TG: well from what i know about my bro, creepy-ass puppets and creepy ass-puppets attract him

TG: we might need more though

TG: jus like

TG: get a puppet-summoning

TG: machine

TG: thingy

TG: n jus put them in a pile

TG: are you saying we make a fucking pentagram of plush puppet ass?

TG: like some sort of satan-sumoning ritual but with rump

TG: yes

TG: alright i think we can do this

TG: with all the strilondes and a shouty grey thing we can overthrow those tyrants

TG: lets do it

TG: you get started on the pentagram and ill go look for kanaya?

TG: sounds leik a plan

TG: *like

TG: our reign begins now

TG: seeya, sistermom

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[jenjensd]

*Screeches happily about Homestuck meet up*

*Screeches sadly about how I danced around scared to ask for photos or tumblrs from the amazing cosplayers*

*Screeches happily again that I had an Ell to push me to interact with the other cosplayers because WOW intimidating quality*

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rly tho even i was like damn

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