#i'm a hazard

[bisoucy]

I JUST SAW RAMI IN THE LIVE FEED WHILE THEY WERE INTERVIEWING SOMEONE ELSE AND I SLAMED MY HAND AGAINST THE WALL AND MY PHONE WAS IN MY HAND JSNSHAHA

[radioactivwonderland]

I'm a hazard to myself

I accidentally slammed my heel on the underside of my sock drawer while resting one leg on my bed

And now I feel like it's swelling..

[typicalmidnight]

i totally didn’t just hurt myself by hitting my leg on my bed and table, or by almost falling down the stairs because i was dancing to the theme song from KC Undercover (it’s a bop okay)

[ennuycreux]

Me: "Wow, I'm really dizzy. I don't think I've drank enough water today."

Me, instead of getting water: *goes to bed and goes back on the same website that I was on before*

[theyoungergay]

Okay. I accidentally fell asleep with the candle lit in my room last night. I'm sorry.

[h0mulily]

me getting the dichloromethane on my hands last week gave me flashbacks to when I got concentrated nitric acid on my hands last year I was literally standing there with my hand slightly burning/itching and slowly turning red and thinking 'is this how the acid felt or is this something else' Because I wasn't sure it was dichloromethane it could have been sulfuric acid or sodium hydroxide hahahaha

[thenumberdevils]

Oh shit, I think I just nearly got a pressure point on my neck.

...yes, I did just almost accidentally make myself pass out...

[findingzahri]

Agreed to go bowling with my brother and his friends...

Let's see how this goes