#i'm a problem solver

[themushroomstheyfoundme]

[13thpythagoras]

You're pretty interesting, thanks for the follow!

aw thank you you're so kind :D good vibes!!!

[thehumantrampoline]

[scratches itchy head until it itches uncontrollably] "But I'm in the middle of lord of the rings, I can't go take a shower just to interrupt the irritated sensation loop!" [rubs vicks into my scalp] "NICE"

[mythicos]

me being a rational adult: if i kill myself i won't have to turn in my project tomorrow

[lameunknown]

casually sitting by my laptop in my Kylo Ren Lenses ™ bc i can’t see well enough when i have a headache and glasses make it worse so i had to work it out somehow lmao

[kaydear]

Watched quietly from a distance as two giant troll things beat the shit out of the lyrium smugglers and a great bear before sneaking in, grabbing the quest stuff, and fade-stepping the zippa-dee-do-da OUT of there

[toodumbtorun]

I made a booby trap SPECIFICALLY to keep you from stealing YET ANOTHER vital piece of the plot, and you threw a guard into it, STEPPED OVER HIS CORPSE, and STOLE IT ANYWAY.

Charlie, our DM, looking more and more defeated with each word

[frostydandelion]

In order to forget how lonely I am i'm going to knock back these shots as fast as possible and queue up for ranked.