don't threaten me with a good time

alexandra, 22, US, she/her, sc: alexandra-q

[ranchhands]

my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[wrathionsssssssss-deactivated20]

a champ

[hamerla]

I can’t believe they’re gonna die in 26 days :’(

[sxkkaa-deactivated20201025]

as long as we keep reblogging the timer keeps resetting

[naramdil]

there’s a creature in my chest and at all times she’s banging a drum and shouting “GUILT! GUILT! WE LIVE AND DIE WITH GUILT!” 

[sweatbox-deactivated20230205]

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this

[toptulm]

hey i love this fucking squirrel

[valjeans]

hello everyone this definitely isn’t a list of all the musical boots i could find online in a handy google doc for everyone to use and reblog during this very isolated and boring time!! 

[vaticanomenon]

Covid19 Entertainment Masterpost

The Met Opera is releasing a full recording per day.

Feature film archive

Open library

MS-DOS Games

 The Live Music Archive

 Ephemeral VHS collection

Berlin philarmonic

Museums

Peaches the Mouse by @my-darling-boy

450 Ivy League courses

Natasha and Pierre, King Lear with Anthony Hopkins and Much Ado About Nothing with Tennant

Learn Ancient Languages

[trailing-daisy]

been really feeling gingham & greens lately ^_^

[sleepyames]

Some more cherry blossom patterns! 

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

god i love girls and women and also titties, and fruit

[babyanimalgifs]

[femaleshits]

[ferrousfellow]

[acoustickub]

[orriculum]

I love adding a lil heart or rose or strawberry emoji at the end of conversations. Its like giving ppl a little forehead kiss goodbye.

[lovelyouji]

♡ Princeling ♡

[rhaella]

lemony snicket was really out there teaching us as elementary schoolers about grey morality, about how neither good nor bad people always get what they deserve, how being clever and kind doesn’t always guarantee you will triumph (although it’s certainly better than the alternative), how ignorant/complacent/dismissive though well-meaning adults can have just as harmful an impact on children as those with ill intentions, and how not every story has a happy and complete ending

[poorpoorpitifulme]

Also the meaning of, like, a whole bunch of words