#i'm anonymous

[yuzuruhanyu94]

There's something beautiful about a person who has given their all. Even with their head down, it makes for a dignified sight- anonymous

[anonymous-human]

Merformers Swerve headcanons with human reader?

You two met one day when he thought it’d be funny to screw with you, the human who choose a great day to go for a walk on the rocky edges of the ocean that one step too close could cause a mini-landslide.

he actually ends up making you fall, but bad timing, because he got his ass stuck in the rocks in the process. 

he was sure you’d leave him there, but you did end up helping him out by digging him out, originally thinking he was just another human. 

So, of course, you were a bit shocked to find the chubby red and white mer. 

… and you never figure out it was him that pushed those rocks to your close death. 

He takes this secret to his grave. 

Anyway, after that, you do end up taking more walks along the much more shallow parts of that beach, and sometimes you’ll find him there. sometimes waiting for you. 

In these meeting you’ve learned his name and who he is as a mer, but he’s also super curious as to who you are. what’s earth like? what kind of things do humans do all day? 

While you might have an interest in his, but it’s super simple. a mer just does whatever he or she wants, whether that’s hunting for food, exploring, many different things than what humans do. 

After time, he does come around to coming over to your place, as it is near the water. 

there he finds his love for human media, and such. that being said, you and him will binge watch shows like Cheers and Full House. and that’s where the romantic feelings really start to set in for him. 

you really don’t seem to mind his ramblings and you brightened up his life that he just loves to be around you. 

But he’ll start to act weird around you, it can be kinda funny, but overall it’s worrying. 

and he becomes absolutely horrified of rejection, horrified of losing what you two already have, so he tries to keep his mouth shut. 

Tries. 

It’ll come out on accident one day, and the fear in his eyes says it all. 

But when you tell him you like him like that too, you take it slow.

He’s super cuddly. Maybe too cuddly. he’s all up on that PDA if people actually could see him. 

well,

Other than the other mers you’ve met. 

You’ve also taken up scuba diving as a hobby, so that’s how you’ve met his friends, like Skids, who’ve you learned is his best friend and wingman.

He knows what a kiss is, but he’s never really had his first kiss, so when you do it’s a really tender moment. but he still licks your cheek from time to time.

Overall, he’s really sweet and is still his sweet yet lonely motormouth self.

[melonatures]

Brutally Honest Oscar Ballot #4: 'Moonlight' "Everything I Think An Oscar Picture Should Be," 'La La Land' "A Piece of Shit"

7:18 PM 2/24/2017 by Anonymous, as told to Scott Feinberg

[yuzuruhanyu94]

"The music stopped. Silence. Then the tell tale sound of claps. Like a dam bursting through the pitter patter of claps showered down in a downpour of applause...and poohs"-anonymous

[yuzuruhanyu94]

"Swift, smooth, the sound of blades cutting across the frozen surface of the ice. The man stands amidst the white expanse of the dim arena. He stands still. Quiet. Peaceful. The music starts, notes swaying gently into the room like flower petals dancing in the wind. Then, only then, he looks up. Expression tender, he moves."-anonymous

[anonymous-human]

If you're still taking request or whatever, i would like to know what bayverse crosshairs, bumblebee, and hound would do if they saw they're s/o getting high off weed or snorting cocaine. Sorry i just wanna know their reactions to them doing drugs lol.

(lmao I’ve done a stoner s/o before, so it’s chill.)

Crosshairs

Is this a human thing? He doesn’t care.

*Crosshairs laughing his ass off in the distance as you claim Bumblebee is SpongeBob and Hound is a pineapple under the sea.*

Bumblebee 

He will try to stop you, you will NOT be the side character that dies in this movie! And especially not when you’re higher than a kite!!

Tho, he will admit the ideas you get when your high is hilarious at times, he won’t let you go through with anything.

Hound 

He doesn’t care at first, but when he sees you walking, then trip over yourself he’ll just worry about your safety while chuckling at your dumb-ass

[anonymous-human]

I Don't Deserve Ya'll™

[anonymous-human]

Ello there! How about a human s/o who gets posesed by, let's say, a powerful demon of some sort. At first things seem OK, they seem to be acting normally, until one day they seem to gain an unnatural strength, shown as they start fighting and thoroughly beating up anyone in their way. Say the (tfp) bots somehow manage to figure out what's wrong, only after s/o is taken down and the demon very visibly leaves their body.

(WoWiE, ThIs DiDn’T TaKe 500 YeArS tO Do! you have no idea hoe much i hate myself rn. like, i write it all down in the first one and I’m like OHHHH NOOOOO THE REST ARE GOING TO BE SOOOOOOOO SHORTTTTT AHHHHHHHHH.

Anyway, I’m sorry for the long wait {and the rushed last few})  

Optimus

Let’s say you and Optimus were dating a bit earlier before you possessed.

Optimus Prime gets a bit confused by your sudden strength. They all are.

He may not act on it, he’s heard stories of humans lifting up a car to save their child or something of the sort, but not like this. You seem to be on some sort of rampage and have already knocked Bee down. When your not there, Miko comes up with the idea that your being possessed and no one believes her.

Why should they though? It’s Miko.

It’s just when they catch you trying to (i dunno, would a demon try and blow the base? why?) and when you fight back they team up and manage you get you down.

Then all of a suddenly, you face expression goes from angry to completely blank to scared and you uncontrollably shake and a dark figure rises from your body and disappears.  

And everyone is watching. I bet Raf is scarred for life and Jack doesn’t believe in that kind of stuff, so he has mixed emotions.

Miko shouts, “sEE! I WAS RIGHT! IT WAS A DEMON!!”

Everyone else is just creeped out by the idea, Optimus included.

You fall unconscious, and when you wake back up your strapped to the table.

Optimus does eventually come into the room to interrogate you, and you break as you explain that yes, you were possessed, and you saw everything. Optimus makes a judgment and lets you out of the bindings. He’s pretty sure you would have already broken out of your bindings if you were still possessed.

Also, demons don’t eat, so if you could some food that’d be awesome right now.

You continue your relationship and promise each other to forget this ever happened.

As for the demon thing, the team is still freaked out and the keep an eye on you until it’s clear you’re completely you.

 Ratchet

I’m going to say you got possessed after you met the bots, but you and Ratch started dating when you were possessed.

Ratchet is very shocked by your change in strength. He asks to run some tests on you, but you decline to say maybe next time. That time never comes.

The more aggressive you get the more worried he is. You never were like this before.

He just rolls his optics Miko’s idea of you being possessed by a demon and rather defends you.

The thing is, when he realizes the demon is plotting something, he thinks it’s you still and thoughts are moving in his head at the speed of light and he feels like he’s about to have a spark attack. He watches in awe and actual fear as bee fall backward with a loud bang.

When they finally get your down he’s more spark broken than anything. All the happy times you’ve had together makes him question if you actually cared.

When the demon gives up and comes out ratchet doesn’t know what to think. Honestly, he has that horrified look on his face, he doesn’t understand humans, he doesn’t know whether that’s your soul or spirit or whatever. Whatever it is, it isn’t good.

Later when you wake up, he’s pacing around the room. He doesn’t notice you wake up.

“… Ratchet?” your voice cracks as you call to him.

He asks you why. Why would you do that when you explain you had been possessed by an evil spirit he doesn’t know whether to believe you or not. The tears in your eyes fall down your cheeks as you explain the rest of the situation. When you got possessed. How much little control you had. He asked if the demon had started the relationship, too.

You nodded, weeping in your hands. He just looked up at the ceiling, not shocked just thinking. He looked as if he was going to cry himself. He looked angry. He storms off and you don’t see him for a long while.

The next day, you tell him that you would perhaps like a restart. Try again with the real you.

He accepts.  

 Bumblebee

You two were dating before you were possessed.

By your sudden growth of strength and such, he’s one to go to praise, but he’s scratching his helm because you didn’t have that before.

When Miko gets the whole demon idea, he doesn’t want to believe it, but it keeps him on edge.

Bumblebee doesn’t like it, and he’s shocked when you take him down. He’s freaked out by the whole idea in general.

The whole thing with the demon leaving your body just puts him in denial.

He waits in the room where you strapped down until you wake up, and that’s just how good he is. He wants answers as soon as your awake.

When you tell him everything, he pities you and is quick believe.

But that doesn’t mean he will be on guard around you for a very long time before he’s comfortable being around you again.

In the end, he’ll never forget what happened, but your still a couple.

Arcee

Arcee is creeped out by you. She doesn’t trust you anymore. It takes a long, long time for her to be chill with you again.

She tries to understand what happened from what she saw, and to her, it was one of those horror movies like The Exorcist.

She never forgets if you end up together. And even after that, it’s implanted in her head.

  Bulkhead

Bulkhead he’s most likely screaming like a little girl the whole way through. He went to a drive-in theater with Miko once. It was one of those horror movies about demon possession. He doesn’t know what to think right away, but you bet he has questions. How long? Are you still… ? He has the right.  

But DEMONS ARE REAL. like, think about that? It scares him. He doesn’t blame you, and in the future when you two become a thing it just lingers in the back of his head.

 Wheeljack

Wheeljack is like… Badass, but not you??? He thinks the strength thing was hot, and totally didn’t hide it. At that point, you had become a thing.

When the whole thing happened though… 

man he doesn’t screw this this kind of thing. 

But he totally wants to fight the demon who fragged you up though. 

Not his girl.

 Smokescreen

Smokescreen has legitimately freaked the frag out by the whole situation. Because like??? You were all cool??? And then you were frickin insane???? Uhh?

He doesn’t know how to feel about it.

He like you, he really does, but are you, you? It’s too much for him to process.

In the ending of it all, he’s helping you through any gained PTSD and stuff, and he’s just really good about in general.

 Ultra Magnus

Ultra Magnus doesn’t know what was happening. He hasn’t known you long, and this crush he’s grown for you is making this even more confusing than before.

He doesn’t understand humans, excuse him, what’s important right now is that your okay and your you.