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[raileurta]

Something I thought of for the Don't Look At Me AU,

I feel like the 'cons would be treating humans like a scraplet invasion if even ONE somehow got on the Nemesis. Like, some 'con like Dreadwing who hasn't been on earth long or knows a whole lot about humans could have found one and just casually goes to ask Megatron what they should do with it, not realising it's the dominant species of Satan himself.

Dreadwing: My lord, I have found something odd aboard the ship.

Megatron: This better be importa- AAAAHHHH!

*Tiny human napping on Dreadwing's servo*

Starscream: *getting his missles ready* Human! HUMAN!

Dreadwing: What's a human?

Megatron: An unholy abomination spawned from Unicron himself!

Lmaooooo, it would be like that.

Instead of the scraplet episode the trio somehow accidentally gets taken onto the Nemesis and we follow the 'cons as they scrabble to get them off the ship.

Starscream would set everything ablaze if they're on their too long and Megatron wouldn't even be mad, he thinks it's totally responsible reaction.

It's like those memes of people finding large as hell fuck-off spiders in their house and burning it down.

[mitusss]

[raileurta]

For the Don’t Look at Me AU, is Miko’s axe a callback to season 1 where she tried to defend Jack and Raf from soundwave with one? Did she just keep it afterwards? Or is it just cause she has axe vibes lol. Since she’s more popular in this AU have people ever followed her and found out about the bots? I get the feeling she’s got a “no witnesses” policy on that front lmao

Also! Since people get into fights more often, do humans as a whole have better healing? Is Raf less affected by Megatrons dark Energon blast?

It is very much inspired by that scene, also I just wanted a excuse to give her a axe lol. Her hand held axe is something Miko already owned and she 100% stole the other one.

I imagine since she's more battle/weapon trained Miko wouldn't have lost the axe and might have even scratched Soundwave. So she just kinda keeps it, finders keepers am I right?

While Miko is technically a popular girl not a lot of people actually hang out around her, 'cause she would kick their ass for being annoying. Not everyone is a masochist like Jack so most people watch her longigly from a afar like some deadly animal on a safari. Some people have tried to stalk- or otherwise follow her, but Jack wasn't having any of that, and he would also kick their asses.

The world kinda follows the "Rule of cool" logic when it comes to injuries, and basically everything else. They can bleed excessively, cut off body parts may gain sentience, people can explode from deadly non-exploding injuries, transplant rejection doesn't exist, and people could even spoon out one of their eyes then swap and they would function perfectly fine. They don't have that much better healing however their bodies can take a lot more punishment.

Dark energon is the equivalent of black tar heroine to them.

Raf had to go to rehab.

[lykoilix]

cinereous vulture shockwave. spiky ahh guy

this guy’s the one who’s taken the longest so far for whatever reason

[luxthestrange]

MTMTE Incorrect quotes#123 Stay at home doc...

Y/n*Coming out of Breakdown alt form with a gusto*"Hi Honey,I'm home"

Knock out*Glaring at the two unamused*...

Y/n*Looks at Jack, Miko, and Raf doing their eating around the table*Hi babies~

Jack,Miko & Raf:Hi y/n!/Hey y/n

Breakdown: We're sorry we're late, last minute we had to rush out to Oakland to cover bulkhead and wheeljack-

Knock out*Wearing an apron*Give me a break

Y/n & Breakdown:...huh?

Knock out*Is stirring mashed potatoes and goes over the kids* Don't "Huh?", ME...You waltz in here 25 minutes late and EXPECT sympathy? ha!-

Y/n:..Oh, I didn't-

Knock out: I HAVE CLEANED THE BASE! AND WASHED A PILE OF YOUR CLOTHES AND CLEANING RAGS!

Jack*Is putting his plate for the mashed potatoes, looking between amused and confused at what's happening*...

Miko*Puts her plate next as Knock out angrily puts mashed on her plate, pretty used to this but finds this hilarious*Next, he gonna say about he runs a daycare for muchkins...

Jack:...bet

Knock out: AND RUN A DAYCARE FOR SOCIALLY DEVIANT MUNCHKINS! AND MISSED OPRAH!?

Jack*Rolls eyes when he hands Miko a dollar*...

Y/n & Breakdown:...

Knock out*Points at Miko*Ran this one to her guitar lessons!

Knock out*Points to Raf next and squishes his cheeks to show off his teeth*RAN THIS ONE TO THE DENTIST...NO CAVITIES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Raf*Smiles showing off his clean teeth and goes back to eating once KO lets him go*...

Knock out*Goes to the two of you, taking off his apron* Do you realize I slaved over a HOT stove so you can have a hot when you come home! HA MHH HHM!?

Breakdown: Doc, we're sorry...

Knock out*Voice gets pitcher and walks over to the oven in the small kitchen, looking so offended*"Sorry" ha!..."SORRY", SORRY DOESN'T CHANGE THAT MY CHICKEN TETRAZZINI IS RUINED!....RUIINEEED!?...It's all dried out

Knock out*Puts the plate with the dish on the human table*But do YOU have the common courtesy to call me and say you two are gonna be TWENTY-FIVE. MINUTES LATE NOOOO!?...I am not an ANIMAL-...

Knock out*Looks at himself and throws the apron at them, snapping out of it*Oh my primus... what's happening to me? I'm turning into a June Cleaver...I need a bubble bath and some energon-covered marshmallows

Y/n & Breakdown*Watched the red hot medic ex con seemed to have integrated into human culture*...

Raf*Looking at the two*Maybe you should give him a spa day, my dad does it with my mom when this happens

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[teiahnex]

Happy Breakdown makes me happy too :)