#i'm cacklin

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

so the zoo is hosting a comic-con and in the rules it says "NO cosplay weapons" but the art they commissioned to promote the event depicts Link holding a sword, so they just slapped a giant 🚫 over the sword

[katsukikitten]

I don't even know who that is.

But nonny I doubt you even follow half the people you've sent this to today. What are you on a fuckin campaign? I don't even know what's going on 😂 maybe you should block them? Move on with your life? Stop letting them live rent free in your head?

I dunno mate but thanks I guess 😂

[slasherkisss]

Bro when you said Michael doesn’t care what you call him I had an idea. What if his so called him something stupid (like Reginald or Jeddidah or some weird shit) in bed. Like, daddy kink no longer. Just got me laughing.

You: TAKE ME, REGINALD

Michael: -stabs you IMMEDIATLEY-

[sugar-smash]

I give no fucks when people send me tells looking for the erp

Creeps get crushed

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

No one: Matt: hello I love you take care of yourself 😍🥰💏👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩💘❤️💓💕💖💗💙💚💛🧡💜🖤💝💞💟❣️💌

A C C U R A T E  X’D X’D <3 <3

quote me? XD

[apollyodon]

Arndans heart belongs to Rokoli but Boviso is a close second

Want a reptile to smooch

And a bovine to fuckin destroy your ass

[eruriku]

i don’t like calling puck and sabrina by their ship name “puckabrina” or “puckrina” because it sounds like an illness so i started calling them “p and s” like quill does on her author’s notes but it always makes me laugh cause it sounds like penis if you say it quickly

[magic-owl]

Y'ALL MY PARENTS MADE A COPY OF A LETTER I LEFT THEM IN 6TH GRADE AND-

oh, and by the way,

the upstairs toilet is clogged.