#i'm joking...

[pactheland-at-100]

the 50+ perfectly datable bishie husbandos and a few waifus available for love interest: hi

me: you're cool, i mean. i love you but not like in a simping/selfshipping way. you're awesome and great still but like. i don't really simp for anyo-

the nondatable fucking teddy bear shopkeeper who only has like 4 lines in each sim date he appears in and whose human form is only in a spinoff/non days sim date material and has been confirmed as canonically aro:

me:

[oneknightstand-if]

@nekoteus replied to your post “bed positions that violate OSHA regulations pls 🙏”:

POLY ARTHUR POLY ARTHUR POLY-

​Seems like someone is getting excited there! It's Guinevere.

[epickiya722]

If you don't think Kid Nobara is precious and adorable, exit stage left.

[redtyress]

perez is doing everything he can for danny to have his seat back and who am i to even complain ??

[pupvivi]

It's so fun being a writer sometimes cause if you try hard enough you can convince anyone that uhhh Sana has healing properties with her pussy and used it to uhhh *squints and reads cursed notes* save werewolf Dahyun from being poisoned

[tomicaleto]

Konan, the beauty youtuber

When Konan had decide to create a Youtube channel to show her day to day make-ups, she hadn’t expected it to gain the amount of followers it had. 

To celebrate her hitting the 3M followers milestone, she decided to take part in that popular challenge of letting your boyfriend do your make-up. Results were disastrous -why had she let Yahiko participate- and emergency measures had to be taken.  Enter the second boyfriend: Nagato.

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Social Media AU: the other day I had this idea of Konan having a make-up youtube channel and doing the “my boyfriend does my make-up” challenge with... hmmm... unexpected results. It obviously got out of control with the recommended videos but I don’t regret it at all. Such a fun thing to draw 

[megilins]

benjamin this, benjamin that... but what if his modern au name is benedict???

[dyscodike]

i feel like everyone who's well adjusted at this point in their life just has emotionally present parent privilege