#i'm kinda exaggerating

[rememberthelullabies]

listening to cc!Pyro talk about v!Pyro in his streams is so funny. because he'll be like "i made sure to make him the biggest fucking loser possible. he's really miserable and also insufferable. honestly i think someone should fucking kill him for what he's done. btw his skin is super fucked up and his teeth are too; and did you know his pinkie got literally seared off at one point because he was wearing a silver ring-"

[nikiichann]

My head hurts my back hurts my feet hurts my jaw hurts my eye hurts my nose hurts and worse of all my stomach is EMPTY

[my-lady-knight]

I never thought I’d relate to or have anything in common with Tevye, but my mom’s best friend’s son, who I went to hebrew school with - 

The fact that he majored in Russian language/culture in college, spent several semesters abroad in Russia, went back to Russia afterward for an internship with the US state department, and is in law school with the idea of getting a job in international affairs - someone who found his interests/what he wants to do in life.

The fact that for the past year or so he’s been dating a Russian girl is causing me to feel strong “Chava, you must not forget who you are and who that man is” feelings.

[corn-palace]

I could find the cure for cancer and my parents would still be disappointed in me

[imadcgeek]

How to get drunk on the Arrow tag: take half a shot for every Olicity post

How to stay sober on the Arrow tag: take a shot for every post without Olicity

[lordguru]

Kingdom Hearts sure has a way of making me feel lost, with everything they say. They could even say something like: "Oh, hi, I'm just walking here!" And I'll be like, "What the hell are you talking about!? What's going on!? There is obviously some deep meaning behind that..."