#i'm laff

[meatbag-status]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

[twelveswood]

DANG Y’ALL REALLY LIKE MY BOY TOY, IT WAS UP FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS AND GOT 8 NOTES. I don’t blame anyone tho, we all thirsty.

[bananastagram]

jdjdsjjdhsj how did he shade her??? i wasnt watching!

he said “why am i always everyones julia roberts?” when james said they should do notting hill which is...a reference to tess posting the notting hill snapchat singling out herself as bernie (who didn’t know who anna was - insinuating harry is anna bc she’s the famous one lmao)

[goatsandgangsters]

so I was telling my mom about going to see Hamlet next weekend

she goes, “oh, with who?”

and I say Oscar Isaac, even though it’s really Because of Anatol, but I figure... she’s probably heard of Oscar Isaac, and to be fair, he is the main character, so

BUT SHE’S LOOKING AT ME. WITH THE WEIRDEST AND MOST CONCERNED LOOK. UTTERLY, UTTERLY BAFFLED. CONFUSED AND WORRIED MOM LOOK.

and I’m like “you know? Oscar Isaac? He was in Star Wars?” (cause she loved tfa)

VISIBLE RELIEF, followed by “OH, I meant who are you going WITH” and meanwhile she thought I was running off to New York for the weekend with two random guys named Oscar and Isaac

[f-imaginings]

Guess who just discovered ditty.

[meatbag-status]

My second heart attack of the night. Jesus H, Dan! Tone it down.

[nihilnovisubsole]

Listen if tumblr has taught me anything it's that at least ONE person will want to slobber all over Hector like a gross icypole.

hector throws lavish hunt parties where the servants go out beforehand and plant dead birds and small game to make it look like he shot them

i set the bar on the GROUND

[flora-fenton-blog]

that clown thomas

princess salty tho