#i'm mandy

[thesschesthair]

I. Am. Fucked.

[my-whits-end]

signs as AIO characters...

Aries- Lucy Cummingham-Shultz Taurus- Jack Allen Gemini- Mandy Strausberg Cancer- Eugene Meltsner Leo- John Avery Whittaker Virgo- Richard Maxwell Libra- Connie Kendall Scorpio- Jason Whittaker Sagittarius- Liz Horton Capricorn- Tom Riley Aquarius- Harlo Doyle Pisces- Jared Dewhite

[consumptivefreak]

the signs as my coworkers

aries: meghan putting a hat on a craft store fox to make it festive

taurus: verna bringing up something uncomfortable in the main hallway

gemini: melanie pretending she didn’t hear her name being paged

cancer: sarah suddenly cackling for no reason from her office

leo: tim mansplaining the internet to another man

virgo: mandy tacking up esoteric quotations on post-its on the walls

libra: chesca actually hiding under her desk with a sign on the door that says ‘scanning’

scorpio: heather wearing team slippers for sports day. all day

sagittarius: brooke refreshing her three shades of pink lipstick every five minutes

capricorn: diane convinced she’ll get fired during every meeting

aquarius: vikkie organizing bowling. then canceling bowling. then organizing it again.

pisces: ryan using nail clippers ALL DAY LONG. seriously, do you even have nails left?

[marcusashwell-blog]

Today seems like a good day to cook for no apparent reason. If you got a request, just ask! I’ll send the dish at your door. Because I’m just that bored.

[jeanhayes]

"Sorry, so sorry, did I hit you with my bag? I swear I'm not usually so absent minded as to just run people over."

[addisonloftlen]

Unpacking is boring and tedious, but it's finally done. The question is, do I have enough energy to explore New Orlean's night life tonight, or shall I wait it out another day or two.

[oyasumidyuusu]

Mandy, we don't exist to ask for help; we exist to help others out.

Mun's mom years ago.

[deathtrench]