#i'm not functioning properly

[justleavemebreathless]

I'm at work and I'm supposed to be working but I'm so distracted.

[ctrlsarah]

My mom: James it's time for bed

James: NO WAIT ONE SECOND

My mom: *goes to do laundry and comes back 30 min later* it's time to go to bed now-

James: NOOOO!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A SECOND IS!?!?

[scraxoff-blog]

so i started drawing something and i don't have an eraser and now i feel really committed to every line i draw and i'm scared of commitment hlp ;; 

[lady-jemsie]

I'm fucking graduating this year and I still can't believe it

[changbak-remade]

i went to the kitchen to eat breakfast and the only i thing i didn't do was eat breakfast

[lukesbitchatchos]

*Within the same 24 hours*

Michael: Oh btw I dyed my hair purple

Me: OMFG WHAT 

Michael: Oh, I also got an eyebrow piercing

Me: 

[teaandbookz]

Is anyone okay? Because I need a fucking shock blanket.

[criterforcaleb]

Me: I just don't know how to feel

My Dad: It's a TV show! There's more to life than a TV show!

Me: NO THERE'S NOT!!