Like Kissing Hitler

but not exactly the same..

[70sscifiart]

Don Ivan Punchatz

[cah]

It wasn’t easy to land on a card that felt worthy of David Bowie. Here are some alternate versions we considered early on:

David Bowie riding in on a cloud of fire flies.

David Bowie materializing in a poof of glitter.

David Bowie sliding into your dreams on an electric rainbow.

[scraxoff-blog]

friend: so what do you wanna be when you're older!

me: oh! well i

brain: dead?

me: no brain not now

brain: dead in the ground

me: shut the fuck up

brain: a dead ass fucker in the ground

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

[corginerd]

w ho did this why I found it

[masterblaster]

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

[ozner265]

to big to use….?

[masterblaster]

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

[kim--sanggyun-deactivated201610]

When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:

[leftwiththetide-deactivated2016]

Just laughed so hard.

[trippyytrip]

If you don’t get this, ur straight

[stability]

(Via doodlebug001)

[saddesert]

[ubermill-deactivated20240306]

What’s going on here

[theleoisallinthemind]

Painted Self-Portraits by Sophie Derrick

[blackmedic]

[court-records-net]

Ace Attorney anime announced

This is not a drill: after years of fan requests, an official Ace Attorney anime series will air in April 2016!

More information will be announced in the coming months.

[The Court-Records 2015 OC Contest is running now!]

[dmnkart-blog]

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

[scraxoff-blog]

“9 year old cousin”

[tcfkag]

Your assignment Tumblr...

If you choose to accept it. Give Donald Trump the Bennigans Cummerbund and Icky Azaghâl treatment and come up with increasingly ridiculous plays on his name. And (this is critical), NEVER USE HIS REAL NAME AGAIN. Can you imagine the Twitter meltdown if he found out that everyone had taken to calling him ridiculous names? It would be glorious.

[darkersolstice]

Dumbold Tramp.

[libraford]

Dernald Frump

[baeddelshinsgirl]

Tronald Dump

[alexandra-erin]

Trombone Klump.

[bubonickitten]

Dongle Mumps

[whiterun-guard-deactivated20160]

we (latinx) call him donald trompa

[chubby-robot]

Dingdong Twat

[frickmyrick-deactivated20170811]

Dazzling Toupee

[hallwinter]

Trashhole

[a-huge-frickin-snake]

Dingleberry Trumpet

[descolethearchaeologist-blog]

Dangling turnip

[cutting-you-off-deactivated2020]

Detestable Tedium

[scraxoff-blog]

Fondle Grump

[worsethanmyotherblog]

[queendreamers1]

[divorced-lama]