#i'm only 16

[aquasworldismusicsworld]

I literally posted a selfie of my ripped jeans and some perv messaged me on my self-ship blog and asked to see more😓😷🙄

[fiestysoul]

Friendly Advice

Yk what makes someone a good liar? It’s not necessarily about the ability to not fidget or squirm while lying. No. It’s about the lie itself. The best lie is the truth, or the truth you believe in. So in order to lie like an expert, don’t create something that never existed. Just take it slow honey and select the truths in your story.

For example, you go to a party, your rich aunt is wearing a hideous dress, but it’d be rude not to compliment her. Think about the colour of the dress and the colour of her skin and say “Wow, aunty, this colour looks good on you/this colour makes your eye pop/the lipstick? To die for.” 

And remember the stuff above are true.

If you sneaked out at midnight with ur friends and went to a party then your mum confronted you. Oh my, wut do I say. There’s music at a party right? There are people. Nice people, too. You ate? mention that. “I’m sorry mum. I just wanted to go out, school is stressful (truth) and I wanted to breathe for a bit. I went with a bunch of friends, nice ppl they are, we listened to some music, ate some desert and talked. It was fun. We stayed for a at a friend’s house and they were really nice.”

Remember me.

[yuei-groundzero]

Favorite sex position

What the fuck kinda question is that? Whatever, divide and conquer. Instead of Alexander the Great, they call me Katsuki the Great in bed.

[mywhorerstory]

do u ever just get baby fever where you're like "i want a baby rn" but then remember you're only 16, very financially unstable, and can't even ask the cashier for extra ketchup at mcdonald's

[2000slibra]

EVERYTIME b*gh*ad shows up on my screen I lose 20 years of life

[heartlesskoi]

I'm shook my dad just forced me to go buy my own dinner with my non-existent pay check!!1!1!1!!

[mbtipartyblog]

Hey, I don't know how old you are or if you're willing to listen to unsolicited advice but keep your age in mind. Some people believe that we "try on" types, especially in our teens and early adulthood, so our behavior may not match our functions or we may loop or grip and mistype, fooling ourselves into thinking we're healthy. Took me 4 years to realize I was mistyped as INTP, and then a year to really work out my functions, so yeah... good luck in your typing!

Yeah, that’s generally why I don’t really say anything for certain tbh. 

[saahlo-folinaa]

I could SCREAM