#i'm oooooooold

[probablylotte]

*Spoiler Alert!* turned 13 on 6/21/21! I made my account in 200-fuckin'-8

[frvmunderthecorktree]

good morning it's October 22nd and today I am 24 years old

[mu-ray]

Cranky Old Bitch Moment

“Can’t you just do it for me?”

What is wrong with people? What gives you the balls to ask that?

I swear to Jesus H Christ if I am asked that one more time I’m not going to answer nicely, “Just this time sweetie” or tersely, “sure”. I am not going to answer at all. I’m just going to stare until they go away and do it themselves like they’re supposed to.

[unclesamwilson]

my birthday is next week and i completely forgot

[aniimsajj]

You know that you're an adult when you meet a nice guy at a bar and he tells you he has a 3-year-old kid and you don't run away screaming

[catastropheeling-good]

I was just ruminating on the fact that in high school, my friends and I were kind of obsessed with the 1970's, and that the equivalent of that nowadays would be someone who's obsessed with the time period during which I went to high school, and that thought makes me very uncomfortable.

[catastropheeling-good]

Just to blow you youngsters' minds, I've had the same pair of glasses for 18 years.

I got them in 1995...as a high school junior.