#i'm outraged

[rierse]

The worst thing about fake pockets is that someone somewhere looked at a garment and said, "do you know what would make this better? Pockets."

And then proceeded to ruin the line of the garment in question with the idea of usefulness, without providing the benefit of function.

It's evil. They had every chance. And they threw it away.

[cooking-with-hailstones]

Y'all I have had a critical realization 🤦‍♀️

Okay so here's the backstory: I rescued two cute lil succulents dumped by the side of the road a few years ago when some students in my neighborhood were moving out. And they're doing very well!

This is Crassula ovata, often colloquially called "Shrek ears" for presumably obvious reasons.

We also have this...

This is Sedum morganianum. Commonly known as burro's tail. (For my monolinguals out there, "burro" means "donkey")

Dear reader, have you figured it out yet? I've had these plants for THREE FUCKING YEARS and I only just twigged this last night.

These plants are fuckin

SHREK

AND

DONKEY

[hamsterrrrrr]

💗My headcanons for Rose/Huntsgirl💚:

• Cleangirl, athletic, an excellent student and generally a role model, but as soon as she puts on the mask, Huntsgirl goes completely out of control;

• Takes defeats very hard (if at all), be it in school, personal life or anywhere else;

• Loves all sorts of trinkets - bracelets, earrings, necklaces, keychains, etc. Especially if they are pink or soft blue;

• 100% daddy's girl;

• Sometimes likes to treat herself to unhealthy food, especially Chinese. Once or twice a month, in the evening, when Uncle (Huntsman) is free, she orders delivery and they have dinner together, discussing the latest events in each other's lives;

• She studies French diligently because she really wants to visit France at least once;

• She got a scar above her eyebrow during her first fight with the American Dragon, she covers it up with foundation;

• Fell in love with Jake because of his openness and simplicity, but because of these same qualities she is afraid to introduce him to her uncle

[howtodrawyourdragon]

They LEFT?! The Northern Wanderers just LEFT?! After forcing the SLAVEMARK on a CHILD?

I get that they hate Vikings, but they still BRANDED A CHILD AND THEN SAID FUCK YOU, I'M LEAVING!

[inuma55]

why did they cut jean's hair so much in the anime? it should be longer and sort of scruffy!! he looks so adorable like that

[goodobservationshirley]

guys

toyota plagiarized made another version of the renault clio lesbian ad except the gay isn't canon

i can't believe i traded a lesbian car for a repressed lesbian car

i'm this close to selling it

[loveshard]

i want to add in carlacia gr*nt but why does she have basically 1 gif pack??

[lilibrownlabonita]

I'm calm watching the posts about Namor on Tumblr and a porno video appears from beyond

Juro eu tranquila vendo os post e do nada um pornozao

Estoy tranquila viendo las publicaciones sobre Namor en Tumblr y aparece un video porno del nada