Feb 20, 2023
me, trying to be earnest and loving on a phone call with my best friend: "...and i'm just really glad that you're a part of my life because i love you so much..."
my best friend: "awww that's good because it'd take a lot to get rid of me."
me, who literally five seconds before was trying to be sentimental: "that's good to know, because my plan had quite a few poisons in it. i'll have to reconsider my approach."
#y'all what#why does my bestie tolerate me LMAO#my favorite chemist#i'm obsessed with her#she's currently giving me a live tweet along as she watches abbott elementary so#ideal#but she keeps sending me lines from jacob and being like#YOU#'not to be a perpetual resident of buzzkill pennsylvania' was the last one#and i just#i'm seen#i'm known#i'm a menace to society#and she loves me for it???#i don't deserve her
