AU Petformers
The Insecticons happily live in their beetle farm. Their days are filled with foraging for Ener-Snacks and sleep, occasionally interrupted by Airachnid sitting on their cover to try and get them to come out and ‘play’.
Despite his beautiful grey coat and stunning yellow eyes, Megatron has not yet found his forever home. His favorite activity is knocking down glasses while people stare in horror. His second favorite activity is chasing Starscream up into the rafters, because he’s jealous Starscream can fit into all the cat tents. Megatron only fits into a large Amazon box a sympathetic volunteer donated. He also enjoys biting visitors to the cat house. The only company he tolerates is Soundwave (but even Soundwave isn’t allowed in his box), and if he’s feeling especially generous, Shockwave.
Optimus is the most mournful cat ever. He looks too sad. People feel bad for him, but don’t want what they feel is all that sadness and negativity in their lives. Recently he’s been trying to bulk up by doing laps around the cat house and climbing up the windows. Bulkhead is being fostered by a kid named Miko, and has been gone for a while. Optimus hopes Bulkhead has found his forever home. Jack is trying to persuade his mom that Arcee is the cat for him, despite her hot and cold attitude towards him.
Shockwave is the resident escape artist, followed by Starscream. They spend their days studying the volunteer and staff schedule, making a break for ‘freedom’ whenever possible. Freedom always means just running into the next cat house, where they’re chased back by Ratchet, the shelter’s oldest resident. Ratchet is too cranky for the community cat houses so he got his little space between the two groups.
Soundwave occasionally gets fostered, but is returned quickly by any potential adopters. They’re quickly creeped out by his tendency to watch them all the time--but especially when they’re trying to sleep.
Knock Out is the most beautiful cat in either of the cat houses, but in order to adopt him, you’ve gotta adopt Breakdown too. Longtime volunteers know the mostly-gentle, very friendly Breakdown is far more personable than his counterpart.










