assigned prowl stan by jro

adult. problematic. mostly transformers with a side of sci-fi and horror media. i am helloshepard on ao3. despite the title of my blog, i am actually a soundwave stan. i do NOT give permission for my original posts to be read on tiktok or other social media. if you think you know me irl, no you don’t.

[soundwavereporting]

So I got to commission Jack Lawrence for TFCon…

[fjordfolk]

There's kennel blindness but there is also breed blindness, wherein someone sees their breed as perfect because it is perfect for them, and recognizes their breed in all positive descriptions. Which is why I never take breed recs from someone who owns the breed they're suggesting.

[yabagofmilfs]

on a related note—awhile back i created this wheel with all the summer bingo prompts from last year.

spin it twice—would you read/write that combo?

helllllll yeah brother

for sure

eh it’s fine

no thanks i hate it

i have no feelings about it / im bald / nuance

Voting ended onApr 30

bonus points if you elaborate on your choice in the tags because i’m nosy.

[charl0ttan]

[kosmogrl]

let this be a reminder that even if it takes time your dreams can come true

[rabbitindisguise]

an astronaut foretold to go to the moon by a fortune cookie can be a kind of magical girl, I think

[doodleline]

WIP

[minart-was-taken]

POV: You're the defense attorney and the prosecution just pulled this move

[boltlightning]

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

[boltlightning]

i love this post so much. all the replies are like

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement

[welkingunther]

[coalballbaby]

"help the gay transgender scientist who cured my cancer has kidnapped his ex-husband and are having a theatrical pissing competition of "who's marginally morally better" in front of their estranged family/coworkers/associates" is such a ridiculous hook that you'd think it'd never fit into a tf story but it did. and it happened to verity carlo

[wolf-tail]

Ok this may be my hyperspecific Utah brain talking, but HOLY SHIT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!

They just have a very mormon-looking fashion sense, I swear I've seen that same dress Barbara wears on like half the white women out here

They don't seem to have much family outside of themselves, as no one comes looking for them when they die. Even in the movie, the funeral has almost no one there. The mormon cult likes to use isolation to manipulate it's members. They may have cut ties with family still within the church, either intentionally or as a consequence of leaving

They're so shy and mild-mannered, the died-in-the-wool mormon families I knew as a kid would get anxious if you said a mild swear word around them

That would completely recontextualize their hesitation to have a baby. The cult puts a big emphasis on having children, lots of them, couples are pressured into having them ASAP. They might be scared because they're not sure if they actually are ready for a kid, or if it's just a desire programmed into them from a lifetime of brainwashing

I'm good friends with a few ex mormons, and have lived in the SLC area for like 4 years. I'm by no means an expert on mormon culture (though i almost joined when I was twelve because I was lonely and the church girls were nice to me) but I am for sure getting "shy young exmo couple" vibes from the Maitlands.

[brittandbiscuits]

That’s it, he’s going in the Soul Box.

[brittandbiscuits]

Close ups of the ghouls!

[guooey]

Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

[guooey]

KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE

[marveldaily]

Venom dir. Ruben Fleischer | 2018

[runavik]

Help me find a DS9 drawing/post?

It was one of all the ops staff wearing different pajamas, and Julian and Garak busting in. Julian in black briefs and Garak in that rich divorcee bathrobe?

Does anyone know this?! I saw it once and have no gotdamn idea what tags to search for.

[ectogeo-rebubbles]

Not the post you were talking about, but here’s a post that will take you a fic from 1997 (Green Silk by K. Ramage) about a similar situation, in which everyone has been urgently called to Ops in their pajamas, and what Bashir and Garak are wearing reveals that they are together. 🥰 The fic has an accompanying illustration too! (You can find the link to that art in the same post I linked above.)

I just think it’s beautiful that, almost 30 years later, we are collectively still thinking about putting these characters into the same kinds of silly scenarios 💕💖

[palpablestupor]

Oh hey that's my post! :)

Here's the link to the original, and here's the silly little sketch itself:

Sidenote though, I've never seen that 1997 fic/art before and MAN does the fact that this fandom and pairing is so old and beloved that I inadvertently had a similar idea to someone making art in the same year I was BORN have me in my feelings :') I love you DS9, multi-generational fandom my beloved

[runavik]

Tee Hee :) finally

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79957686

[furiousfinnstan]

@stvksn on ig

[headspace-hotel]

Do yall ever think about what is your rarest achievement?

Like I was thinking about it today and if you thought of all possible human experiences as achievements you could receive in a video game, it would be clear that there are millions of possible achievements, with some distant reaches of the achievement trees so obscure that only one or two people have ever seen them.

For example, there is like, one guy who has gotten to the achievement See 10,000 species of bird.

I think eating every kind of fruit awards a unique achievement. I only reached Eat a pomegranate last year. And there are exploration-based achievements, like Visit New York City or [Hidden] Discover the abandoned barn with the huge Cathode Ray Tube TV and the deer skulls.

People's achievement trees would look really different. I haven't unlocked hardly anything on the Sports, Recreational Drugs, Physical Feats, or Travel achievement trees. I have a wide range of rare achievements on the Textile Arts achievement tree. I definitely have the most achievements on the Nature achievement tree.

Some of the achievements with the most EXP that I have are Witness a total solar eclipse and Forage and eat wild mushrooms (without getting poisoned). I think that [Hidden] Get shot at might also be up there

Recently I've unlocked Have a conversation in a second language with a native speaker and Warp a loom

But I still haven't unlocked Ride a skateboard or Do a cartwheel

My dad recently unlocked Become a cyborg (he got a surgery where he gets an implant that he controls with a remote). That has to have a pretty big EXP reward. But there are a lot of low-stakes achievements like Skip a rock across some water or Buy something from a vending machine

[hylian-prosecutor]

Some of my rarest (none of them super rare but. whatever)

And one that I know belongs to @zeldageek35:

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