Do your thing
There is only one way to counter those times when you feel like you're 'shit'. Pull out your phone, turn it to max volume (headphones can be used if they mean that much to you), and begin to play Gorillaz' 'Do ya thing (Full version, the radio edit is shameful)' from roughly the 4:20 mark. If it helps, sing along.
However, speaking from experience, I advise you to not sing along in a public space, namely a train or some other sort of means of transportation that would result in you having to get off early to avoid more public shaming. Next thing you know, you'll be stuck waiting at this random underground station with no one but the creepy middle aged man playing Pokémon GO, the game which you WOULD definitely install if your phone weren't some crappy HTC that couldn't even run the internet browser app without crashing constantly. Why are people getting so caught up in Pokémon GO anyways? Literally 3 quarters of my school are playing it. I mean, my girlfriend interrupted our hot date 4 times to catch the wild Zubat and Rattata that walked up to her while we were trying to play Borderlands. People are running in front of cars on into rivers to catch Pokémon now. Pokémon GO? More like Pokémon GO jump off that cliff there's a shiny Purloin!
So after all of this, you're probably feeling pretty bad about yourself. You've travelled through this horrible cycle of self-loathing and loss of faith in humanity. Your phone is bad, you've shamed yourself in front of commuters, you’re probably about to be raped by the creepy old dude and your girlfriend is more amused with AI controlled polygons (Sometimes even Porygons) than she is in you. What do you do, what do you do?
Seek therapy that isn't from some Tumblr blog. I have absolutely zero qualifications to be doling out medical advice. Seriously.
-Creebs
