Black and White and Read All Over

Geddit? Because jokes and writing? No? Alright then. Well, we're just two idiots, writing and being witty, and we wanna share it with the world! Or at least you people. You people are cool.

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The Linking List of Linky Links That Link to Lists of Links. (Not Really, They go to Our Cool Places)

Okay, so we may have some new followers here, so I’m going to list some of the places we exist, Places we don’t yet exist, places we sometimes exist in, and places that exist in us. for example organs. Those are important.

To begin with, my internal monologue, and Creebs in a Facebook chat because I made him quit talking to me in Steam because he’s still butthurt about Starno, is telling me to put up the T-shirts and Twitter places. apparently those will ‘Help us buy back BAWRAO HQ’

https://twitter.com/BAWRAO Is the account I run because I locked Creebs out. Live-tweeting of the feed from BAWRAO HQ, which is at the moment Creebs’ basement.

https://www.twitch.tv/creebins Then there’s Creebs stream that I join him in and hold riots and parties and riot-parties in the chat! He doesn’t mind, And he makes nice art in the background COLON THREE

https://www.redbubble.com/people/bawrao?ref=account-nav-dropdown&asc=u WE SELL T-SHIRTS HERE! THEY HAVE OUR FACES ON EVERYTHING! GO, NOW! We sell nice clothes, and there’ll be more soon!

https://discord.gg/YvtA5eq We also have a Discord! With custom emoji’s and lots of cool chats! It’s rather fun to hang around! Come join Creebs and I there and hear all about the making of BAWRAO and everythign else. Or, meet other BAWRAO followers, they’re cool people liek you. yes, you right there, reading this. I know you’re reading this.

-The heroic breadstick man!

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Once again this is relevent, and now that there are twice as many Blanketguy’s and twice as many followers (and still one of everything else. Everything. In the universe.) I thought I’d fix us up another one of these and by fix us all up another one of these I meant just reblog it like the lazy pile of fabric I am. Now go to these places, we do funnies there.

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Do you think sand is called sand because it's between sea and land?

Are you the same person who had me write an 800-word essay on whether or not the letter c in ‘scent’ was silent? I feel like you are. I gotta say, you must really love messing with me.

Well to put it simply- no. The word sand actually originates from the Dutch ‘zand’ and the German… wait for it… ‘sand’. These words translate loosely to ‘sand’. What’s interesting though is that back in the day, ‘sand’ didn’t actually MEAN ‘sand’, seeing as most of the people who lived in the times where new words were coming to fruition (Words are still being invented today- language constantly develops- but frankly I don’t consider emoji or selfie to be quite as fascinating as the person who saw a small bird and decided to refer to it as a ‘tit’) never actually saw proper sand in their day. Very few people actually lived near the ocean and hunter-gatherers seldom spent their time on the beach. To the people of the old days, ‘sand’ just meant something along the lines of ‘coarse dirt’. ‘Sand’ was larger than dust but smaller than gravel. Simply put, it was sand.

Now please stop making me do word things.

-Creebs

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We finally have a floor plan!

That’s right, I fixed up a lovely floor-plan for BAWRAO HQ because it’s been a long time, and we definitely need something like this. Now, Having a floor plan is important because now we can finally show you around the place! Of course this is just what the apartments looks like, but we will eventually show you the insides of each place! It’s a lovely complex, that with the Obelisk sticking out of the roof and there now being two of me.

It’s... it’s a bit empty at the moment but that’s because it’s a floor plan, not a masterpiece! I’ ma masterpieces, self-confidence is key friends!

Anyway, this is already a bit of a short post, so I’m going to pad it with a few facts about BAWRAO HQ

-BAWRAO HQ is the exact same as it has always been. It’s the same apartment that we’ve featured in now around 70 posts and lived in for almost 400! It’s both the same literally and metaphorically though, as it’s stuck in a temporal loop that resets the entire apartment every few hours

-On top of that, the reason it’s taken so long to film BAWRAO MTV cribs is because the apartments themselves phase out of existence along with everything we own every few days. Five minutes later they reappear and we think it’s the Obelisk’s fault, but it’s always quite jarring to wake up and find that you’re not only out of bed, but also stuck in the white cartoon void that we call home. The issue with this being that one of the film crews didn’t make it out in time and the entire apartment complex rematerialized on them. They were turned into modern art and I hate modern art. It’s part of why I’ve destroyed Creebs’ art project so many times recently!

-The apartment complex has people in no particular order other than preference. The Obelisk inhabits (takes up? Fills? How do you describe a stone pillar living in an apartment?) the penthouse, jutting out of our roof at a 12 degree angle, while Jerry has the bottom floor. Creebs and I live around the middle, with Blue plummy having taken a liking to Jerry and living on the first floor alone because she ‘Can’t handle this many Blanket-people’ and ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAA’ which was left in sticky notes on my fridge. Not written on sticky notes. She literally used entire packets to spell it out IN sticky notes. Sometimes I wonder about the people I live with!

Anyway, that’s all for now folks, love you all dearly (most of the time, that 1% being when we get weird asks from you all)

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Happy New Ye- Wait we're 8 days late, did that time thingy do the kerwhoopalooza again?

Two very confused Blanketguy’s. We’re confused because we don’t know why Creebs hadn’t made a New years post yet He’s probably cowering and hiding from us under his covers again. You can’t hide from us Creebs

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Hot Air Balloons

So, with the arrival of a second Blanketguy, and with the reveal of a BAWRAO multiverse, I, Creebins, have had quite a bit on my plate to deal with. The 'Pranks' have doubled, the breadsticks have doubled, the landmines under my pillow have doubled, and you would not BELIEVE the physics he's been breaking recently. A good coping mechanism would be trying to stay positive and remaining grateful for the things I have. That has not been my coping mechanism. For the past few days, I have done nothing but eat pizza and stare at gifs of Wyatt Oleff telling me to ‘Get my life together’, advice which I am definitely not taking. Sitting around in my room started to get a little depressing after a while, though, so I figured I may as well find some way to stay productive. Enter the wall of sticky notes with post ideas that Blanketguy and I have been working on for the past 2 years. This wall has countless post titles and ideas on it, some of which include ‘BAWRAO Live’, ‘I want a theorem named after me’ ‘Creebs, make the timeline damnit that anon has been waiting for months’ ‘What’s under Blanketguy’s cloak?’ and ‘Interpretive dance’. There’s one post that I’m not entirely too sure as to how it ended up there, as neither Blanketguy or I recall writing it down and putting it on the wall. That post is ‘Hot Air Balloons’, and that post is a post that I plan to tackle at this very moment. Now, this is either the pizza, the second Blanketguy, or the fact that I’ve locked myself in my room for several days now without leaving talking, but I’m going to write a very important post about how to kill somebody whilst being aided by hot air balloons.

Now, the deal with hot air balloons is that they’re large. Very large. This provides quite a problem when you’re attempting to murder somebody. Hot air balloons move incredibly slowly, and thus rely heavily on stealth to allow you to sneak up on someone and, say, drop a bowling ball on them. Their large size makes this incredibly difficult, so we can conclude that sneaking up on somebody with a hot air balloon is very much a bad idea. Attacking from above simply isn’t going to work- it’s much too likely that they’re look up and catch you in the act of attempted murder. From that point on, your best plan of action will be attempting to escape, and hot air balloons aren’t exactly known for their speed. Odds are law enforcement will manage to catch up to you in an aerial chase with a level of intensity akin to that of a duel between two sloths. Congratulations, you played yourself. Here’s a question, though: How did you even get the bowling ball up into the air? Bowling balls weigh a lot, especially one heavy enough to kill somebody on impact. You’d need a massive hot air balloon and a LOT of hot air to get that up. We should probably downscale to an ordinary balloon. Now, you’re probably thinking to yourself ‘Creebs! How could you possibly plan to murder somebody exclusively using an ordinary balloon?’. That’s a mighty fine thing to think to yourself, and honestly I’m a little impressed if your internal monologue is actually that neat and well structured. But yes, you’re right- I couldn’t possibly murder somebody with a balloon alone; that’s why I’m bringing in my good ol’ fashioned friend, the knife. Simply tie the knife to the balloon and let it go! Oh, wai- uuh... Hm. That didn’t really work as planned. The balloon is just floating up into the sky now. Oh dear. It’s going to pop eventually. That’s not good. I’ll have to get another knife and another balloon now. So, we’ve figured out that a balloon with a knife on it can only attack somebody directly above the balloon. This is going to call for some advanced thinking. I propose to you: Dig a hole. A nice big hole. A big hole directly below the person you’re trying to murder. Stick the knife to the balloon, make sure you’re perfectly underneath the person, and let the balloon go. Congratulations, you just murdered somebody with a balloon.

There. The post’s done. Now I think I’m finally ready to leave my room and face the two Blanketguys. Wish me luck.

-Creebs

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Oh no

Creebins. Me.

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See, Somethign was Very Wrong!

So, much has happened with the obelisk since we alst talked. It stopped humming. But what’s really interesting is that after everyone in BAWRAO HQ gathered around it, except for Creebs of course It opened. 

The obelisk started smoking, and then the front of it opened, the large obelisk-like walls sliding apart with a microwave ding. Dark, tar-black smoke billowed out and a deep purple light illuminated a figure. A tall figure. a figure that looked... like me? 

Blue Plummy gasped in shock, Jerry fainted, and I just kinda stood there. You’d think it was a mirror, except for the fact that it was a mirror that looked like me and wasn’t a mirror. and was just as handsome as me! I think it's a good thing Creebs wasn't here to see this, he'd probably have exploded.

It's at this point I'd like to introduce Blanketguy!

Hey everyone! I'm Blanketguy!

So am I!

me too!

Anyway, the Obelisk has returned to it's normal state and Obelisk-Blanketguy has assured me he's "Not an evil twin" and has "no intentions to kill you all" and since he looks like me I trust him! He says he's from another dimension or soemthing and that there's a BAWRAO multiverse with all the alternate realities availible. He comes from one much like ours except his Creebs is

My Creebs is also Creebs! Don't look into it! I'm here now! There's two Blanketguys! I can't wait til your Creebs finds out about this.

Yup! I can't wait either! Let's go introduce ourselves!

-Both Blanketguys!

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Blanketguy: Creebs, you should be experiencing a blindign sensation right now, like bright light blinding, correct?

Creebs: *Does not answer, as he is dead*

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Hi everyone, Charlene here again! I hope you’re liking the photos I took of all the plants I’ve been growing! Did you know that there are seven different varieties of plants? These include algae, fungi, lichens, mosses, ferns, carnivorous and conifers!

Well everyone, I’ll be back tomorrow with some more photos!

Charlene

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I Told You There Was Something Wrong.

So you know how I told you there was something wrong? I didn’t? Well the fact is that there’s something VERY wrong, because we’ve missed the BAWRAO anniversary by almost a month. A MONTH. November 9th and May 9th is the anniversaries, and Creebs and I were both too busy with secret projects and getting settled in to BAWRAO HQ that we completely forgot about the ending of this season! This season was ‘The colour red’, and now we’re going into the new season. ‘Twelve degrees west’ This new season offers fun, thrills, and adventure. But, one of the main parts of this adventure is tha-

I don’t trust Blanketguy to give an accurate retelling here, so I’m taking charge. Creebs to the rescue. Well, for starters, I built a robot. Blanketbot is still a toaster, actually. It’s moved on from threatening orbital destruction and instead focuses on exclusively burning my toast- for whatever reason Blanketbot produces perfect golden slices for everyone else. That’s just one thing that happened. You wanna know another thing? I lived a nomadic lifestyle for a good month or so after Blanketguy moved BAWRAO HQ out of my apartment without telling me, and just disappeared without a trace. Shattuckite and I still email from time to time. She hasn’t sent any photos though- I guess she can’t really use a camera without any arms. Apparently she went back to the swamp in California and lives together with the crododile.Well, regularly spars with it for territory. Same difference. Anyways, we’re here now! Things are all going great! Nothing unusual is happening whatsoever, Blanketguy hasn’t been kidnapped and Timothy is still very much dead! Well, we hope you enjoy our new season, Twelve Degrees West! Creebs out, back to you, Blanketguy~

So, the obelisk. We all know and love it. We all hail it. But who is the mystery, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in an enigma? We’ve often asked ourselves that, amongst other questions about it’s origins Who is the Obelisk? Why does it follow us everywhere? Why does it hum at exactly 3:30 in the morning, and stop humming at exactly 3:29 the following morning? Why did it kill a whole SWAT team in its introduction? We’v-

The Obelisk. It’s stopped humming. This has never happened before, It’s 9:33 here in BAWRAO HQ, and the obelisk has stopped humming. The monolithic figure we’ve always had in our hearts and in the back of our minds has stopped humming and now it lays silent. Dormant, the polished black surfaces echo no emotion other than a deep, profound hatred.

It’s begun to glow, a deep red and purple within its shadowy depths. Hold on dear readers, I’ll get back to you, I’m going to leave Creebs in charge of finishing the post and investigate with literally everyone else, this is not a plot device, this is just me leaving Creebs alone with a computer while I and everyone else investigate mysterious happenings from what might be the most dangerous resident in BAWRAO HQ (barring me of course!)

Yes, it’s me. Creebs. I’m still me and I’m still back and there’s nothing shady going on. Don’t question anything, don’t wonder what’s happening, because nothing is happening of any significance whatsoever. This is all perfectly normal and healthy and wholesome. The American government is not hiding Greek Gods. There are no sacred deities in the caverns beneath Las Vegas’ casinos.

(Blanketguy edit: None at all)

We, Blanketguy and Creebins, are going to… leave now. To… Go water some plants. I’ve taken up botany. So has Blanketguy. We’re botanists now. That’s what this blog is for.

-Definitely Creebins don’t ask questions

-And also Blanketguy! Happy anniversary BAWRAO!

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Internet Piracy: The Scourge of something I can’t think of a clever title

Hey, what do you get if you take someone who’s late to the party, combine it with the government trying to understand the internet, and set it up as a really poorly put together rhetorical question? The start of this post. I’m talking about internet piracy, specifically, online streaming. People stream things! Often illegally! You all know why we do it- paying for things is hard and sometimes paying doesn’t even actually get us what we want. I don’t mind paying for Netflix every month, but I DO mind not getting the latest season of Brooklyn Nine Nine when it’s been out for goodness knows how long. Okay. I think we’re done here. I can talk to you guys properly now, and write a proper, normal post. Blanketguy never properly reads what I write, he just skims through and will likely think this is just a part of the post which is still on the topic of internet piracy. I don’t actually know a great deal about all this stuff, but it’s flattering to think that he believes I’m smart enough to know these things. I can tell you all about words, but when it comes to the inner workings of the internet, I know nothing. It’s funny, people always assume I’m a techy person (It’s probably because of the glasses, they make me look pretty nerdy), but really I’ve just been getting by through a complicated process of acting, google searches and plugging cables into different outlets until they do the thing. It wasn’t MY fault that a teacher signed me up for the school IT group (The Tech-Ninjas, they called us. I stopped going to the meetings once they stopped inviting me to them). The fact that I’m competent on a computer doesn’t mean that I can do fancy stuff. I once forgot the command for Incognito Mode on Chrome, and then forgot how to clear my own browser history. I should probably go back on topic for a little while so Blanketguy’s skimming picks up on more ‘on topic’ content. They’re calling us striminals? Can you believe that? Streaming criminals. Although, they specify that they’re streaming MILLENNIAL criminals, which would really make them strimilleniiminals. It’s a whopping 69% of us that do it. That’s a large number. There’s no other significance to it, especially not one that I need to point out- because there isn’t one. Huh, this post is getting kinda long. Not long as in my answer about the letter C, but long as in ‘long enough for me to justify ending it so I can finally go eat’.

See y’all later

-Creebs

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Is the S or C silent in " Scent " ?

Oh, I’m so glad you asked. You know how my co-host is always writing those super complicated and convoluted math and physics posts? Well, now it’s MY turn! Lucky me! Lucky me. I’ll skip the boring opening and get right to the juicy words. This is my field of expertise. ‘SC’ is a phonogram. A phonogram is a letter (or combination thereof, as seen in this example) that represents a sound. An example of this is CK, which makes the sound 'k'. Phonograms are fickle little things, though, which results in S, which can either sound like -s- from 'sat' or -z- from 'has'. Screw phonograms. The word phonogram comes from the prefix Phono, meaning sound/voice, and the suffix Gram, meaning something written. If you don't know what a prefix or suffix is, basically put- a prefix is the start of a word, eg. Geo, psych, paleo, micro, or hyper, whereas the suffix is the end of a word, eg. Logy, let, ing or ine. Prefixes and suffixes all have specific meanings, and with this, we can analyze a word and tear it apart to its core. You just made the word your bitch, to put it eloquently. Pardon my language (Although this entire post is about language so I think you’re probably just much better off trying to get used to it).

Now that I've explained what a phonogram is, you know what we're dealing with- one of the most irritating phonograms I've come across in my day, right next to the fact that when you combine the letters a, b, g, l, n and o in the specific order 'Bologna', the end result ends up coming out sounding like 'Baloney', which makes the word both autological (meaning that it describes itself) and a major nuisance. The counterpart of an autological word is a heterological word, heterological being a word that does NOT describe itself, and is possibly autological because sometimes language just flips you the bird.SO. SC is a phonogram which makes an -S- sound. While you could conclude that this makes the 'c' in 'Scent' silent, it's much more fun to point out that the 'c' is, in fact, a soft c, and possibly not silent at all. I'm gonna go on rambling and tell you what a soft letter is. A soft letter is one said softly, such as when you say 'c' in a word as -s-, whereas a hard 'c' would be said in a word as -k-. Did I just nullify the letter c? Yes, yes I did. Through the power of convolution, I have just doubled, if not tripled the length of this post, and had I just kept my stupid mouth shut I could have ended it by saying that the 'c' was silent. Oh well. Remember how I said that the phonogram 'sc' makes a -s- sound? Well, it can also make a -sk- sound, as seen in the word 'scalding'. This all just adds to the confusion. The explanation for this comes down to the aforementioned soft/hard rule. The letter C can make a soft sound, but only when it comes immediately before the letters E, I or Y (see Scenic, Science or Scythe). Thus, without our E, I or Y, the C is left to make a hard C noise, which sounds like a K. The point of all this is to show that… well, I don't really have one. Moving on.

I have a theory as to why the letter C is present in the word Scent, and this theory is based on the magic that is the homophone. A homophone is a word that looks different yet is said the same: in this case, our homophones of Scent include sent, scent and cent. The counterpart to a homophone is a heteronym, which are words that look the same yet are said differently, see lead and lead, or read and read. While read and lead do not rhyme, lead, read and reed DO rhyme. Again, screw language.

I propose that the reasoning behind the C being present in Scent is based on the existence of homophones, and, in particular, assisting in differentiating homophones so that their meaning is clearer. The word 'Scent' derives from the Late Middle English and Old French 'Sentir', meaning to perceive or smell, and the Latin 'Sentire', which best I can tell means the same thing. How sent and cent came out of this is beyond my realm of reasoning and something I don't want to have to google at this hour and especially at this word count. All I know is that for whatever reason, the letter C just started appearing in English words sometime around the 17th century- ascent, science, conscience, and finally, scent.

So there you go. The C in scent isn't silent, nor is the S. The C serves to differentiate the appearance and thus meaning of sent, scent and cent.

I'm done.Thank you.

-Creebs

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Just checking in, more to come don’t worry I love you

That last post wasn’t me. I’m kidnapped alright, but that last post wasn’t made by me. that counterfeit impersonation of me wasn’t enough to fool you all though, was it? 

Anyway, what I’m here to speak to you about is some plans for the future of BAWRAO. Creebs and I drew lots about who’s going to make a post and who’s answering asks today, guess who got to make a post. Guess.

Anyway, I may have to make a post here, but I can still skimp out. So now what you’re going to get is a secret dossier of all the classified BAWRAO information for the next few months. I haven’t even talked to Creebs about this. He’s going to be annoyed whan he finds out

So, the first thing on the list is tomorrows post, which is called ‘What’s up with Youtube’ but will actually be on the topic of piracy, specifically how much fun it is

next is a post called ‘I told you there was something wrong’ and it’s goign to reveal heavy BAWRAO lore on y’all’s faces

then ‘something something interpretive dance’

After that, the hot air balloons arrive. We have no idea what this means, and are too lazy to track down the original post, but we were just kinda planning to wing it and try to make something funny

Anyway after that, we’re finally going to release floor plans of BAWRAO HQ, answer asks about timelines and lore, and make another run at our ‘listing link of BAWRAO link list’

then we’ll probably make a story, or kill someone

you didn’t hear it fro mme but I aven’t heard from Jerry since he moved into the basement of our HQ now. Blue plummy has locked herself in her apartment, and no one knows what happened to Long Morrison or the Obelisk. I could be that I jsut haven’t left my room in a few days and am starting to run low on cornflakes, but that’s ridiculous isn’t it. 

-Blanketguy!

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Hi everyone! It’s me, Blanketguy! Guess what happened? I got kidnapped!

Well sorta. Technically, it’s kidnapping as long as you’re moved out of a room against your will, and that’s exactly what happened. The person who kidnapped me then took me from the room they took me to to a very big room that people commonly refer to as ‘outside’, and from there I was transported to a white van! Next thing you know they asked me if my scarf smelled like chloroform and I woke up in someone’s basement! The basement is pretty familiar, probably because it’s Creeberonis! His old basement, at least. I had his apartment entirely emptied when we moved back into Bawrao HQ (Seriously Creebs, the note had the address on the back), and that included the insulation, plumbing and electrical wiring. I’m writing this post now using the data on a mobile phone I found on the ground. For whatever reason, it was logged in to Creebs’ tumblr! It gets weirder- he has an IT fan blog! What a nerd.

So anyways guys, get this: there was a bowl of cornflakes with raspberries and sugar next to me when I woke up! The cornflakes had gotten a little soggy, though, and the worst part of all was that I couldn’t reach them because I was tied up.

I guess that I’ll keep you all updated on what’s going on! I’ve got a good feeling about this!

-Blanketguy!

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I’m writing a book (still)!

Hey guys, remember how I said that I was writing a book? Well one thing lead to another and the book is turning into a novella. Novellas are fun as they’re basically just a story that’s between 7,500 to 40,000 words. My book is currently on a grand total of 973 words, which I personally think is pretty impressive seeing as I’ve been working on it for a good few months now. The book-induced head voice disagrees, but I’m learning to tune it out. It sounds more like the voice of a grown up in a Peanuts cartoon than the high pitched, nasally tone it had before, which I personally consider an improvement solely because of the entertainment factor. One thing that’s really been messing with me and my writing ethic has been what I’ve been reading as of late, which is Stephen King’s ‘The Shining’. You see, one of the main characters in The Shining considers himself an author, and ends up being driven insane and attempting to kill his wife and son. As you can hopefully see, I don’t exactly want to associate myself with those sorts of people. Still, I’m powering on. Here’s an excerpt now:

All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy. All work and no play makes Creebs a dull boy.

I’m pretty proud of how it’s turning out!

-Creebs

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Treadmill Thoughts: Like Shower Thoughts but significantly harder and take a great deal more emotional effort

‘Wait is the news seriously doing a story on the Australian Bin Chicken oh my god that’s brilliant I was talking about that on the group chat just before I left for the gym I have to send the guys this let me just get my phone out okay cool now snapchat let’s get that filming oh crap I’ve lost my balance oh god I’m falling off of the treadmill quick are people watching me oh god people are and they see that I’ve seen them this is really weird one of the trainers is just making eye contact with me now.’

‘Why do they always show people running on a treadmill to show that they’re creating energy in sci-fi movies and stuff? You know, when the aliens enslave a race and force them to power a massive tower or something- they put them on a treadmill and stick a piece of ham in front of them or something so that they run towards it. Treadmills don’t move because you move on them- you move on treadmills because THEY move YOU. If you walk on a non-powered treadmill, you just walk off of the treadmill. You’d need to power the treadmill in order to make the person run on it, and that defeats the purpose of the power treadmill.’

‘Hey is that Home and Away on the tv? What a weird and bad show. What’s happening there? Is someone trying to kill someone? Oh my god they are. Someone’s stuck in a car and someone else is using a crane to pick the car up. This is stupid. You’re in the driver’s seat, woman, just unlock the car and get out!’

-Creebs

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If you could eat yourself would you become twice as big or dissapear? The answer is you'd become dead.

Me!