#i.rosalyn

[liz-bateman]

❝ well, that’s just lazy writing. ❞ ❝ you remind me of my wife. ❞ ❝ i told you i care about you. ❞

❝ well, that’s just lazy writing. ❞

“No. No it’s not. The thriller scene illustrates how all the adults are boring and have forgotten how to have fun and so Jenna in all her wonderfulness shows them how to have a bloody good time. Also if you ever insult Jennifer Garner or this film ever again I will stab you.” 

❝ you remind me of my wife. ❞

“Right so this is a really weird time and way to tell me that you had a wife. And I want you to know that if she is still alive I’m going to kill her and it’s not because I’m jealous but I don’t believe in loose ends so I’ll just clean up yours for you.” 

❝ i told you i care about you. ❞

“Yeah. I heard you. Does not mean I’m moving back in. Now there is a very large man in this shop who is waiting for me to annoy him so if you’ll excuse me I have to go ruin the life of someone who doesn’t make me feel really uncomfortable.”

[liz-bateman]

‘ no, i just want to talk to the demons. ’ ‘ hey, look… steal from the rich. do it! ’ ‘ i look like a weirdo by today’s standards, but that’s okay. i feel the sexiest i’ve ever felt. ’ - from Rosalyn

(  *  &.  –  SHANE MADEJ SENTENCE STARTERS.

‘ no, i just want to talk to the demons. ’

‘Rosie... No, no we can’t just talk to them they’re demons we need to assert our dominance so I propose that we kill all of them par two and then we let one be a messenger and we keep one just to mess with.’

‘ hey, look… steal from the rich. do it! ’

‘You’re the rich, you’re speaking against your own people. You don’t even need to steal so don’t tell me what to do just help me carry this okay? And yes, we need a giant giraffe statue, don’t ask me why.”

‘ i look like a weirdo by today’s standards, but that’s okay. i feel the sexiest i’ve ever felt. ’

‘You look like a weirdo by any standards. And you’re not tricking me into calling you sexy. I’m ignoring that whole comment. Didn’t happen.’