#iamdeathoftheendless

[crimson-comedian]

HOLY GOD……. Its things like this that make me wonder why i left tumblr……

Thank you, babe!

[betteroffdeadpool]

! For the married life meme

Who was the one to propose:

Wade. Eventually.

Who stressed more over wedding planning:

Didi.

Who decorated the house:

Didi, she has better taste.

Who is more organized:

Didi.

Who initiates bedroom fun:

Didi

Who suggested kids first:

Wade. He meant it as a joke but they ended up fighting for hours

Who’s more dominant:

Wade, I think.

Who’s the cuddler:

Yes

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:

Movies together.

Who kills the spiders:

Wade

Who falls asleep first:

Does Didi even need to sleep?

Who is louder?

Didi

Who is more experimental?

Wade

Do they fuck or make love?

Yes

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

Wade

Who comes first?

Didi

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?

Better? I don’t know.

Who is more sensitive?

Physically or emotionally? Either way it’s Didi

Who has the most patience?

Didi

@iamdeathoftheendless

[symbiotesoldier]

▲ (ps: hi! Long time !)

[betteroffdeadpool]

✿

send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number. | Accepting

“Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug

Appropriate

Wade scooped up the ghostly goth and squeezed her in his arms like a cat that wants to jump away at any second. But with less growling from both parties.

@iamdeathoftheendless

[betteroffdeadpool]

"Hello therel

*Sits on you*

*Pat pats you*

*You is patted*

@iamdeathoftheendless

[betteroffdeadpool]

That death of the endless girl is a fucking whore

“That’s a lot better than a whore that won’t fuck. I mean that’s kind of their job. A whore that won’t fuck is just a bad masseuse, isn’t it?”

[symbiotesoldier]

"Like I've said before, black looks amazing on you"

“It is pretty slimming...”

[betteroffdeadpool]

"Hey there sugarlips"

“Well… howdy ho, morgue butt.”