#iamjohnjoseph

[adaaimee]

I got a message from iamjohnjoseph that said "Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself and then send it to 10 of your favorite followers. Love thyself! :)" 

So, here we go.

2) I am a good friend. And I don't just mean "I'm a good person to vent to." I mean that if I see you're struggling and I know that there's something I can do to help, I will do anything in my power to help you. This applies more to IRL friends because I'm actually able to do something instead of just telling you that you can talk to me anytime. Which is still true.

3) I'm a great listener if you can get me to shut up. It's easier on the Internet when most conversations are text based.

4) I try very hard to be selfless. I could always be more selfless, but I'm always trying to put the wants and needs of my friends before my own.

5) Over the past year, I have really improved my issues with dysgraphia. It's becoming easier to write every time I post something. It's still a struggle, but it's getting better.

[adaaimee]

58. hehehe lol :{D

58 - Ever slapped someone in the face?Yes, I have. I’ve slapped three different people in the face. I’ve also hit two people in the jaw. But I’ve never been in a fight. Have fun trying to figure that out. :p

[adaaimee]

(◕‿◕✿) What's your morning ritual? *ritually pelvic thrusts to alternate universe whilst having an existential crisis*

Wake up (hopefully before noon if I remembered to set my alarm the night before), get dressed, brush my teeth, feed the cats, read or watch Netflix for an hour or two.

That is a majestic sight. Sorry about the existential crisis though.

[adaaimee]

It all started the day I took my homosapian species' phone when its brother texted her that he's ready to pick her up from school. I texted him, "pelvic thrust". And it all went spiralling down. All my life decisions led up to that and I swear, in that moment, we were all pelvic thrusting. *reminiscently pelvic thrusts*

This is a beautiful origin story. I’m sure that you look forward to sharing this story with your grandchildren.

[adaaimee]

IM STARTING TO QUESTION MY EXISTENCE FOR REASONS *catastrophically pelvic thrusts*

Oh no, that’s not good.

Okay, but imagine pelvic thrusting every time there’s a catastrophe….that’d be a hilarious response.

[adaaimee]

I'M SCARED NOW WHO'S THE OTHER ANON *facetiously pelvic thrusts*

I HAVE NO CLUE but I still want to know WHAT IS UP WITH THE PELVIC THRUSTING

[adaaimee]

I was the first Pelvic Thrust Anon but the other person took over as pelvic thrust anon and sounds exactly like me omg btw all the anon posts I liked were me

The Original Pelvic Thrust Anon has revealed himself!! I have no clue who the rest of you guys are. 

[adaaimee]

IAMJOHNJOSEPH PLEASE CHECK YOUR MESSAGES I SENT YOU AN ASK AND ITS (kinda, not really) IMPORTANT.