dont worry i havent forgotten how most of my followers are here for the scp art
i still love jack bright he’s still my main bitch

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dont worry i havent forgotten how most of my followers are here for the scp art
i still love jack bright he’s still my main bitch
I dare you to draw clef in a speedo.
So this is it, huh?
This is how I die?
Remember, the banana is proof of god, having been mad etonperfectly for the human hand.
banana is life. banana is love.
- Mod Heiden
(I just have to) So, I'm a researcher at a well known but secretive para governmental agency, devotes to securing, containing, and protecting otherworldly objects... how would I do at elsewhere university? I am also an immortal bound to an amulet that allows me to bodyhop.
I love that the last line is thrown in like an inconsequential footnote. As one of the keepers of a vast hoard of extremely powerful objects, you are immediately approached by ambassadors from almost all local courts, each hoping to establish an exclusive and mutually beneficial trade deal. It would probably be best for all of us if you don’t comply, but that is going to make you a lot of powerful and paranoid enemies. I wish you the best.
iamnotadamnedmonkey replied to your post: “Polite question but why the cockle-doodle-fuck do so many people think...”
You are dead.
I feel as though I should have been informed of this much sooner than now.
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
No, I do not. I believe you can check WH Smiths.
i have no time for second chances
so i survive on bourbon, blood and backward glances