King of the Booooterflies

Dr. Kondraki, Level 4. Head of Research for Site 17, Administrator, Booooterfly King. I did loads of stuff everyone still talks about.

[kondraki]

Birth acknowledgement.

Happy birthday me. And Draven I guess.

[slowspinningredemption]

is the konnyblr officially dead.... ☹️?

not dead; i don't plan to make it private or delete it or anything. but yeah, it's going to just remain as an archive now and it's no longer accepting asks.

to keep it short, i've been writing for kondraki pretty much half of my life, and i just don't have anything new to add. i'm not up to date with the wider site and i have no interest in getting caught up with it. the dynamics between creator and audience have changed and the types of questions are just less to my style; nothing wrong with it inherently but i feel less like i'm writing or creating something and more like i'm diluting the blog with shitposts, which probably makes it more difficult for people to navigate if they're looking for actual lore/creative work. finally, it took up a lot of time and i'm at the point now where i have other projects to work on and things i'd rather be doing.

i've been separated from the mainsite for ages, but now i feel like it's time to seperate myself fully from this particular project. i've said everything i need to say and i'm ready to move on, and i feel like i can't do that properly when i've got one foot in a project that i kind of feel i'm just running into the ground. it's a big part of my creative integrity to step back once i feel that's happening. i'm not the kind of creator who likes to do the same thing over and over or stick to something that works. i wanna go do other things now.

[kondraki]

OOC: Send me ONE MORE freaky sex ask and I'm pulling the fucking plug

[kondrakilover69]

Who's sending bro freaky messages in NOVEMBER?

[kondraki]

OOC: not joking around brother. I have repeatedly asked people to stop sending me this shit because a) I don't know how old they are, b) loads of minors follow this blog, and c) I don't want to answer what's clearly fetish baiting half the time. sending me asks trying to sneakily get me to write fetish content is sexual harassment.

I have asked nicely time and time again, and still people want to make it sexual. I'm happy so many people love Konny but the shit I'm sent is absolutely inappropriate and some of it is genuinely disturbing. some people need to learn healthy boundaries between content creators and fans.

others need to remember what's an appropriate message to send. some of you are in high school and I'm 33 years old. not only that but unsolicited sexual content is never appropriate and I've said repeatedly that I am not comfortable with graphic sexual content. this too is sexual harassment.

I've asked repeatedly for people to stop and if they won't, for my own safety and sanity I'm gonna have to shut this shit down. I'm sorry but I am paid zero dollars to run this blog and while sexual harassment is an ancient SCP wiki tradition, I'm not putting up with it.

[kondraki]

OOC: Send me ONE MORE freaky sex ask and I'm pulling the fucking plug

[kondraki]

do you recognize the bodies in the water?

Nah. Bodies in the water? Big fucking deal.

[kondraki]

i dressed as talloran for halloween.. there’s this overwhelming negative energy ive been feeling lately after that.. oh also this weird void thing has been following me.. might see a doctor about that cause it’s causing some weird stuff to happen to reality..

Don't worry about it. I'm sure it's fine.

[kondraki]

you are giving me "cool uncle" vibes. Maybe we should start calling you Uncle Ben

Ah, like the rice. Well, I am an uncle. And I think I'm pretty cool.

[kondraki]

Would you rather eat a fork or sing Christmas carols for an entire day

I'd definitely go for the Christmas carols, but only if I could sing the rude versions of them that I've made up myself.

[kondraki]

little beast

This little thing looks so tired. Acting like they've got a 9-5.

[kondraki]

Can I toss your into the sun please please please please please

Please. Be my guest. Any time.

[kondraki]

What anomalies do you typically work with

Anomalous ones, usually. Do you need any more detail or does the fact I'm head of research for the biggest humanoid containment site answer most of your questions?

[kondraki]

A petition for you to finally change your surname to Dover.

Ha! Probably would if I ever went by Ben. Konny Dover just doesn't have quite the same ring to it...

[kondraki]

heard there would be a halloween party! did anything interesting happen?? if you went, of course.....

I was going to go, but then there was a bunch of problems with [REDACTED] and so I had to waste the entirety of my Halloween [DATA EXPUNGED], and to top it all off I had to do the whole thing while dressed [REDACTED].

[DATA EXPUNGED]

So I looked like a total moron on top of it all.

[kondraki]

Grumpy old man says trans rights but more importantly do you believe in trans wrongs

I believe everybody on earth is wrong aside from me, so I suppose that's a yes.

[kondraki]

happy halloween wanna egg a house/?

Doesn't have to be Halloween to egg a house, baby! Indulge.

[kondraki]

hey man ı got Lennox for a shakespeare play (ı think he doesn't die--which is a good thing in a shakespear tragedy). do you have any advice for memorizing scripts-- or memorizing in general?

I am the wrong person to ask about memory tips, buddy.

[kondraki]

I'm not sure if you celebrate, but happy Halloween and Samhain!

Just out of curiosity, does the site do anything for Halloween? or is it just another day for you?

-🎟️

Even I'm not so dead inside that I don't enjoy a good bit of Halloween. Anyway, there's usually a party and a horror movie marathon in the auditorium. You're allowed to dress up a bit at work so long as nothing violates lab safety and you can't be reasonably mistaken for an escaped Scip. It's a free for all at the party though.