I've been thinking, doing this a lot lately cause omg I can't sleep and I have work in a few hours, about this thirst I have for non-humans and somehow, I thought about also exploring avenues of just cohabiting / cohabitating with them. Here are my thoughts of being an S/O or a friend of a non-alien bebbi:
Who needs scissors to rip a packet of ramen seasoning when you have sharp teeth?
Dull knives and really expensive blade sharpeners or wet stone? Say no more. Claws. Just careful not to cut your favorite clawed monster's fingers but you know, they probably have hide on their bodies so...
Tired from work? Politely asked your multi-tentacled partner to lend a hand or two, or seven. Go nuts!
Electrical bills got you stressed out? Well, say hello to some zap zappity electric abilities from your favorite circuit starlight babycakes. Mine's Plo and his electric judgment — or Vox from Hazbin, no one's judging.
Your partner's god acid fluids like spit? Perfect garbage disintegrator!
Most non-humans smell pheromones a mile away, so if you're horny or it's that time of the month, you know they know and they know to like, idk.. leave you the fuck alone or spoil you — the better >:[
They're probably super strong or skilled to kill. You will never have any reason to be afraid or insecure. Someone tells you you don't look good in that croptop, bet your ass they go bye-bye in like 10 seconds — maybe 5 unless you stop them idk.
They have, without a doubt, a ship one way or another. Traffic who? Boss ass car dropping you off at your stupid 9-5 job, no thanks, drop me off in that sexy interceptor, baby ♥. May include accidentally parking atop your asshole of a boss and killing them — now a new spot is open for you.
Most non-human species I believe will have mating season. Plot your work leave accordingly for the best vacation of your life, bestie.
You get cool new gadgets cause their tech would probably be more advance than ours.
Super cool new alien pets.
