I am so fucking dense
I went alone to the cinema to see Tolkien and sat next to guy who was there alone too. We talking before the movie and after the movie and was having a freaking great time. Then he asked me "where did you park? I have an umbrella, so I can walk you there."
And my stupid brain was like "I have my own umbrella.".........
I didn't even get his name or number... And now that I think about it, I think he was coming on to me....
Conclusion: I'm gonna die alone













