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When people with less followers get more notes than me on their posts

Plot twist: Governments start working together to solve the world's issues and don't argue like a bunch of 6 year olds.

"You need to get laid" they say as they force me out of a hen's bum encased in membranes and secured by a hard outer shell.

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So i was watching a show before and apparently we have this pheromone in our BO that makes out BO smell better or worse depending on how closely related we are to another person. So like we smell better to people who we are less related to and therefore more compatible with, it's like our bodies way of warding against incest.

So i can just get my stank on and anyone who says i smell nice is my soul mate and i think that's beautiful.

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when ur halfway thru a sentence and people lose interest