Mar 11, 2021
“Damian, for the love of Mortau, tell me that is not raw beef you’re eating.”
Freezes.
“Fuckin- Hana, tell him not to eat that, it’s dangerous.”
“It tastes good and I like the texture! Leave me alone!”
“I don’t eat meat, so I dunno what I can add, but... I’ve seen Helena eat raw meat before.”
“NO.”
“Yeah! Helena eats raw meat!”
“Helena is a werewolf!”
“Isn’t Damian a zombie?”
“Yeah! I’m a zombie, this is just normal stuff!”
“You’re going to get salmonella, Damian.”
“You might have an iron deficiency. Maybe you should see a doctor?”
“Fuck doctors.”
“...hm.”
“Not you, Eli!”
“...Unless?”
