Suppose I'll get out of bed, though I don't really feel like it.
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Suppose I'll get out of bed, though I don't really feel like it.
"I somehow over proofed my dough, burnt the dark chocolate I was working on, and now not a single one of my macrons are coming out right... Is this some kind of omen? It has to be right?... right? "
Thanksgiving is going to be fun, Mother is baking her best recipes this year
I will tear her fucking limbs frƱm her bƱdy and drƱp them in frƱnt Ʊf her cheating, stupid, whƱre Ʊf a matesprite. I am gƱing tƱ burn this whƱle damn mall tƱ the grƱund. We will all burn tƱgether in a fiery matrimƱny tƱ lƱck Ʊur fates fƱrever mƱre. >It seems a coworker has hit a very specific nerve. And perhaps more than once.
"Join our imertal's anonymous meetings. Every weekend at 5. If ye've been aloive far tae long wit' no end in soight, foind relife at imertal's anonymous. Its nae joost fer true imertals. If ye'll die in a few t'ousand years come on in."
"All messages must now go through my assistant for the rest of the night."
Points to the box with the stray kitten he still hadn't found an owner for sitting inside next to the door to his office. The box had a sign with 'temporary assistant' taped to it that the kitten was playing with the corner of.
“...Why WOULD we need a condom in the firs’ place, anyways? Ain’t like either of us can get pregnant.”
“Seems that som->e people really can’t take a hint.. Howw unfortunate for them.. the desperation goes from cute to fairly tiresome fast… Must burn to not be able to even touch my heels like that.. There’s more important and better trolls I’ll be focusing on.. ones wworth the effort.. unlike some.”