#ic;adam

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panickypaladin: "Wow, professor!"

“Oh no-- please don’t look at me!”

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Proceeds to just. Slither out of his wheelchair and lie down on the floor.

“Just leave me here to die. Please.”

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Chinchilla Adam

Send in a word, and I will either draw or start a thread/M!A for my muse as a cross between their normal species and a...

Chinchilla!

Adam stares into the mirror, like his reflection might change back to normal if he does it hard enough. ...It doesn’t. Of course it doesn’t. Because life is a bastard and he’s its bitch, apparently. 

One rounded ear gives the slightest of a twitch and Adam groans and presses his hands against both of them as if to hide them, decidedly ignoring the silky smooth fur and how his own hair is suddenly so much softer now. There’s an equally silky soft and fluffy tail sticking out of the back of his pants and-- and is it his imagination or is he...a little shorter, a little smaller than usual?

...Oh god, he hopes it’s his imagination. 

“What the fuck is going on.”

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Sneaks a kiss to Adam.

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Smooch.

“Heh... Morning to you too, hotshot. Got any more of those on the menu?”

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it's not Adam and Eve it's Adam and Adam

“I mean. You’re not wrong~”

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Speaking of coffee, Adam gets a mug hand delivered (along with a cheek kiss).

A sleepy and grateful smile is given in response ( along with a slightly clumsy little kiss right to the tip of Takashi’s nose, because one good kiss deserves another ).

“You know what you are? A lifesaver. A literal lifesaver.” Adam takes a sip of that blessed coffee, lets out a content sigh, and pat-pats for Takashi to take a seat. “God knows what I’d do without you, ‘Kashi. ...And coffee.”

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SQUINTY NOISES.

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“Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just...” 

Pause.

“...chinchill-ing.”