"Why do imps have breasts? They're reptilians born of a dragon." Cain stops and makes a face. Whispering to himself, "Wait does Sir Satan have mammary glands?"
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"Why do imps have breasts? They're reptilians born of a dragon." Cain stops and makes a face. Whispering to himself, "Wait does Sir Satan have mammary glands?"
"I usually try to stay out of hell's politics for a reason..."
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"She reminds me of mother..." Said gently and quietly.
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"He cares more about his breeding program than he does the sanctity of hell's elite. What is the point of perfect arranged couples when the current monarchy leaves much to be desired? Individuals might be powerful in theory but they do nothing with that power but faff around and create meaningless drama amongst one another. It's a shit show that does not reflect well. The sinners think the Ars Goetia are a bunch of ineffective inbred snobs. How much times have changed..."
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"Satan giving special treatment to the Ars Goetia and highborn of hell is part of why we're in this mess in the first place. Hell is filled with spoiled dramatic twats more interested in their own petty squabbles rather than their duties. No one properly fears the royalty anymore. Our commanders care more about fine china and silks than they do leading their legions."
"If war had broken out with heaven, we would not have been prepared."
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"He failed as a parent to properly prepare Charlie for adulthood."
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"He should usurp Lucifer."
"As much as I care for the Morningstars they have ultimately failed us this past century. Lilith has abandoned her people. Lucifer has hardly tolerated sinners and now he is effectively retired. And Charlie is not yet fit to rule. The pride ring has suffered and overlords run rampant. The balance of power is actively being threatened."
"Satan is in charge in all but title. Sinners need to be put back in their place after that shit with Vox. They need to learn to fear hell's rulers again."
"Let them taste wrath's power. Remind them that this is their prison. Bring back the old ways of torture. Turn the imps back into wardens rather than slaves."
"And in order to do so the rulers must shift seats."
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"He's a right prick... but I'll never forget when he taught me the joy of music..."