#ic:kyle

[repair-bear]

ღ - nose

“My... nose? It’s your standard pink little cat nose. Shaped like a T, small nostrils... Nothing to say about it, really.”

“I-it’s... normal for a sssnake, I think..? A-a little sensitive, though... P-please don’t boot the sssnoot.”

[repair-bear]

Inflation?

Now both of them have gone and sat away from you, Anon. Needless to say, this is a 10/10 kink for both of them, though in different contexts.

[repair-bear]

Defective Work

// @acedetective1947

What a long, arduous day... First one of the pizza ovens broke, requiring a call out to a local repairman to get it fixed, next one of the freezers stopped running so all of the food inside had to be moved to another functional freezer... This way was turning out to be one mess to fix after another at the pizzeria, with Kyle getting the short end of the stick. Thankfully, his manager told him he could at least take a break after moving over the frozen food. He takes this opportunity as soon as he can, heading right out the back door.

Thankfully, a major heat wave had settled itself in the area for a few weeks. Most people would be sweating and trying to keep themselves cool. Hwever, Kyle had a bit of a different attitude to the heat. It was more of a comfortable feeling to him as the sunlight radiated through the area. At the corner of his eye, though, the snake suddenly saw someone else in the area... The space behind the store was off-limits, so someone else being here was likely going to be trouble if they weren’t dealt with... Not wanting anyone to get in trouble here, Kyle approached the trench coat-clad man.

“I-I’m sorry, sir, but t-this area’s off-limits... I-I don’t want to start anything, but you really should l-leave before someone else ssssees you here.”

[repair-bear]

Injured Traveller

//@augmentedcalico

The Southern District. Hub of all low-cost living, home of the Vita City education system, and the area that Kyle lived in and always knew best. The street layout, the regulars to the pizza place, and even the most quiet areas to just sit down and relax were all familiar to the snake. Today was a much quieter day at the workplace, only a couple dozen orders were placed, a majority of which were from regulars. After an hour or so from his last delivery, the snake was dismissed by his manager to go ahead and take the rest of the day off. Grabbing his messenger bag, he waved a farewell before heading out.

On his way home, the snake noticed something different in an alley he passed by... Or rather, someone. Someone who looked not just different... They looked hurt. Without a moment of hesitation, he rushed to the seemingly injured feline, holding his messenger bag in case he needed to provide some medical attention sooner rather than later.

“Sir, a-are you okay..?”

[repair-bear]

Forest Delivery

//@ask-kibthetaguel

Snowdin. The coldest area of the Underground. Most days, Kyle wouldn’t have needed to even think about visiting the area. No family lived there, very few orders for pizza ever came from the area, and the few that did were usually taken by one of the other Delivery monsters. However, thanks to a sudden massive influx of orders from all over the Underground, every employee of the small-scale pizza place was scrambling about, trying to get everybody their requested meals before they got cold or delivered late.

This left Kyle stuck with the three deliveries to Snowdin, two of which were in the town itself. The last of the three was addressed to ‘Snowdin Forest’, which was certainly odd. However, this was the snake Monster’s delivery, and he had every intent on just finding the last of the customers and heading right back to the capital. Soon enough though, he would find himself absolutely lost under the frosted-over flora of the forest, with still no idea where the customer was. In an act of desperation to just get this done with and get out of there, the snake called out in his notably stammering voice.

“H-Hello..? I-Is anyone t-there? I-I have your o-order here..!”