Jul 31, 2014
( text ) : i’m sorry about all the inappropriate shoe throwing.
[ text ;; dammy ] you better be ! [ text ;; dammy ] i have a huge bruise where my kneecap is supposed to be. >:(
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( text ) : i’m sorry about all the inappropriate shoe throwing.
[ text ;; dammy ] you better be ! [ text ;; dammy ] i have a huge bruise where my kneecap is supposed to be. >:(
( text ) : so much for not drinking this week after this weekend. congrats, you made it until tuesday.
[ text ;; matty ] oh please, you clearly encouraged me! [ text ;; matty ] what, did you miss the moments when you said "chug!" because i'm blaming caroline for taking me out, but i'm blaming you for the drinks, mr. i work at the grill & can get us the hookup.
( text ) : please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. i mean he’s the one with paint on his face. i don’t need him judge judying me.
[ text ;; carebear ] he's staring at you because you gave him a drunk lap dance... [ text ;; carebear ] apparently he likes you now.
( text ) : if i open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
[ text ;; bonbon ] we finally cleaned out the entire liquor cabinet… [ text ;; bonbon ] i feel like if someone comes within two feet of me with a match i’m going to become a human candle…
( text ) : i need to stop drunkenly getting naked. i’m losing all my party clothes
[ text ;; brookie ] you left your underwear on the mantle over the fireplace [ text ;; brookie ] please do me a favor and come get them before my dad sees them
[text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.
[ text ; smexy lexi ] this is literally a dream come true[ text ; smexy lexi ] i woke up in a zebra onesie with an entire bottle of vodka [ text ; smexy lexi ] do i win or... ?
[text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
[ text ; brookie ] well… hypothetically… i might ogle. they’re just so nic [ text ; brookie ] i mean i would totally find the person who posted them & get them to take them down without even peeking !
[text] never. drinking. again.
[ text ; jer ] you had one jello shot ![ text ; jer ] ... my brother's a lightweight.