They want me to believe:
-That Stannis left his home without even the locks on.
-That Euron can surprise two full armadas, one in broad daylight, destroy both and escape unscated.
-That he did that after buildind a seemingly ginormous fleet from what it looks like a barren group of isles in a heartbeat.
-That ten Unsullied were able to reach a castle door without finding more than a couple enemies. And that after they opened the door their army where ready on the other side.Seriously no one was on that section of the wall? this tactic is becoming a trope already.
-That the Lannister´s army, who have been fighting for the last three years (and losing more than one battle)is able to siegue and conquer a castle of a house who has gone through the war nearly unscated in a heartbeat. Because soldiers pop out of the ground it seems.
-That a house who claimed to be “loyal to their vows” to the Tyrell suddenly changed their oppinions.
-That the rest of the houses under Tyrell command will do nothing about lannisters stealing every gold they can. That Dorne did nothing about the murder of his previous leader and will do nothing abouth the murder of the actual one. That no one will complaint about the destruction of a sacred building as the Sept of Baelor and the murder of the High Sparrow and Margaery, both people loved by the crowd.
-That Bran lost his personality on his way back to Witerfell
-That Littlefinger is Batman (ok, i can dig this. Goes with him).
-That an unarmed man advancing one step to a queen over ten meters away is enough to her guard to try to stop him.
-That Ghost was left in Jon´s boat or something.
-That Jaime can be related to.
-That the Undead Army, who has been walking non stop SEVEN FUCKING SEASONS hasn´t already reach the Wall and then Bran and Jon can go back and forth several times the same distance. and more. Among others. I´m looking at you Littlefinger. And Varys. I mean c´mon Ice Maul don´t be a Meninist ask for directions.
They want me to believe
Not even Mulder would believe this.