The Darker´s Vault

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Now, more than ever i understand how dreadful of a curse is "May you live in interesting times".

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WHAT THE-

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After seeing animated the last episode of DandaDan with Acrobatic Silky Yokai, i had to remember how it pissed me off that Momo and Okarun didn´t chase the Yakuza responsible for all this shit and beat the crap out of them.

I´m quite sure they would´ve been able to discover the human names of Silkie and his daughter and save the girl or, in the worst case, avenge her. But the topic was never addressed again....

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I will not write about chapter 236 of Jujutsu Kaisen because at this point EVERYTHING i could say has already been said a bazillion times, complaints included.

What i would say is that... Gege spent so much pages and time establishing that Gojo and Sukuna where far from any other combatant in the series that right now i can´t see ANY of them winning without an tremendous ass-pull or Deux Ex Machina.

Not a single one.

And we know the good side is gonna win because any other kind of manga is... rare, if there is one. Suffering? Yes. Actually Losing? No. So... who is gonna defeat a warrior who has been established as nearly a god and, even more than that, with an unstoppable technique that can destroy any rival in a one-shot (like it has proved already several times off screen, curiously...).

Also i would complain that the main trio has lost relevance more and more in the last 100 chapters or so (with one """dissapeared""" and the other... well, "playing for the enemy") wich don´t thing is a good concept either.

But that maybe is just me. Let´s see how this ends.

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Finally, an actual contender for the Top Ten Anime Betrayals.

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Mandalorian s03e04 recap: Local cult kidnaps 3 kids after killing his mother.

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Mando: I bathed in the living waters as i promised.

The Armorer: What.

Mando: I also saw a Mythosaur. Weird uh?

The Armorer: Din what the hell-

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Bo-Katan: All of you Children of the Watch and the rest of the factions fractured our people. I´m done with this.

Mando: *looks to the right* *sees a framed picture of Bo-Katan and Pre-Vizsla* *looks back at Bo-Katan*

Bo-Katan: ... shut up.

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Andor: Wait a moment, are you telling me that you used the funeral brick of my mother to hit an Imperial officer during the funeral??

Brasso: It´s what she would´ve wanted

Andor: .... i can´t actually deny that tho...

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Viserys Targaryen on every fucking family reunion

(He had done some questionable choices but Seven Gods help me if it´s not the most rational person in that cast. Daemon growing to become the second most, wich is worriying in an on itself)

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I wish She-Hulk´s writer who thought of the line "Is there anything worst than dating in your thirties" a quick recovery for this 40 year-old coma and a fast learning of how the world actually goes now.

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Deku: "This is the story of how i become the number one hero"

Me: Of how many.

Deku: What?

Me: Of how many heroes. Number one of ten? a hundred? Give me some reference.

Deku: ....

Me: Answer me

Deku: ....

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Kanojo Okarishimasu is the only manga where I can say that I despise the Main Character is canonically gonna sleep with the Female Heroine. Couldn´t care less in basically any other one.

I fucking hate you Kazuya

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Disney: * spends thousands on making a young CGI Luke *

Also Disney: *refuses to pay a couple bucks to make Anakin just 10 years younger *

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Obi-Wan, seeing Leia walking proudly: "You remind me of someone"

Me: Queen Amidala, of course.

My sister, an Intellectual: Satine.

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Obi Wan: If i had a credit for every time I thought I had killed a Sith Lord when I didn´t I would have two credits. Wich isn´t a lot but it´s worrying that it happened twice.

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Ah yes, two Kenobi episodes and they´re already kicking Rebels lore...