#icrdq

[fogarpea]

sweet pea: fun fact, the average person walks past a murderer about 36 times during their life

toni: I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact

sweet pea: it’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you

fangs: hey don’t joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

[serpentonitopaz-blog]

sweet pea, lying in a hospital bed: i wasn't hurt that badly.

sweet pea: the doctor said all my bleeding was internal

sweet pea: that's where the blood's supposed to be!

[serpentonitopaz-blog]

cheryl: i was born for politics; i have great hair and i love lying.