Poll time!
Hello, all four of the people who are reading this AKA my loyal followers. One honestly, the other three probably don't check tumblr/don't care about my blog. Let me restart.
Greetings singular person! I-damnit Fury, it's you, isn't it? The worst part of it is you already know all of the crap I'm about to say, and/or why I'm saying it, so I don't know why I bother. In fact, nobody probably reads my blog at all. That's never why I bother with this piece of crap (but mostly hats). I bother because I enjoy writing all this up. A convenient, safe place to forget about the backspace key. That established, Nobody who I am talking to, let's move on to the important stuff.
What are your top three favorite personality disorders of all time? Explanations would be nice but not necessary.
Also, please rate the following from one to ten, one being "Ooooh how cute and smiley, I want to hug the cannibal", ten being "Here's fifty bucks, give me a ten foot pole to stab this guy with. Keep the change."
A) Narcissistic Personality Disorder
B) Delusions of Grandeur
C) Sadism
D) All of the above (AKA Politician Disorder)
If you could just get in your five page essays on the subject by eight thirty tonight, I can have them graded by tomorrow.