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Roses are red Violets are blue I don’t want STDS Do you?

Happy Valentines Day to the guy who keeps the number 2 out of being #2! (Aka, you’re not shit, mate, I love you). Honestly, wouldn’t have anyone else watching my back, or helping me with beatdowns both on and off the quidditch pitch. My partner and crime, I hope you use every single one of your gifts before the month is out. I’m rooting for you!

Love Always, Gwenog

@ludobagmcn

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To Marlene McKinnon, from Stella Darling with a sunflower attached.

@mckinnonaf

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Lorcan’s most valiant attempt at a Valentine for one Lucinda Talkalot. Attached are two vouchers for “Bat Daddy’s Bartending” and a cherry lollipop.

@lucindatclkalot

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To: Cadmus Travers, From: Hestia Jones– with no candy attached.

@cadmustravers

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Cherries are red You want your dick to be too So now no one Will be sweeter than you

Happy Valentines’ Day to the sexiest rock star of all time! I hope this gallon sized tub is enough for all your needs and fetishes. It should last - knowing you - about five rounds? If you conserve it! Don’t worry, you can thank me somehow, I’m sure of it!

Ever yours, Gwenog

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{ attached is a black dog plush toy, with little chocolates around the collar } 

Alecto, 

I’m sorry for everything. I’m sorry for leaving you behind, and if I could turn back time I would, but I can’t. I mean, I could, but I don’t have a time-turner handy. But you have to see how toxic our world is, and how it’s slowly going to kill us all. I’m sorry you’re not my wife, I’m sorry I ruined our betrothal by leaving and not taking you with me, I’m just really fucking sorry for everything, Alecto. You have to believe me. 

But you’re always going to be my wife in my heart, even if it’s not on paper, even if you absolutely hate my guts. Because, Alecto, you deserve the fucking world and I’m sorry I could never give that to you. 

I found this and thought it was cute, so I kept it to give it to you. You can do whatever you want with it - keep it, burn it, throw it in the lake, make a voodoo doll out of it - - - just. I just wanted to give you something, and I know it wont make up anything. 

I’m truly sorry. 

Love, Sirius. 

@alectovcarrow

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For Amycus Carrow, Narcissa’s kindest words with a new gold watch attached. Spritzed once with perfume and sealed with pink wax.

@carrow-amycus

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     I suck with words, but the very least I can say is thank you, Fortescue. For everything, for your existence, really. Only on the 14th of February do I admit Hufflepuffs are the coolest, but once the arrows dings midnight I shall deny any rumors of me speaking those words… but I do kind of like you, eh? The sunflower is never-withering, and I think should do for the monthly tradition? I attached Drooble’s Best Blowing Gum, three pieces, and a pack of Sugar Quills. Do not attempt to blow those gums in my face, please. I uhm… thanks Alice.

                Frankie*

P.S.: I hope you love the badger and come up with a name as original as my cat’s.

*Not my cat …