#ideservedthat

[drewfus42]

TFW your fiancee finds out you kissed another girl. #spectrumwebseries #LetsDoThatAgain #AgainAndAgainAndAgain #MethodActing #IDeservedThat #AndScene (at Smithfield)

[technicolorshow]

Welcome home/ why do I always have to be so embarassing? [Excerpt of my life]

So today I moved my furniture and stuff with a small delivery truck and a driver because I am moving to a student residence. As soon as the driver stopped in front of my new home I got out of the van and vomited on the pavement. There were two students, a guy and a girl, sitting on the balcony watching me crouch down and spew up seemingly neverending spurts of disgusting liquid. Briefly I thought it had stopped but then I had to run over to the bushes to continue this freak spectacle. So then I was like shit, but I felt a bit better. I emptied my water bottle onto the vomit on the floor, apologising to the driver for no reason. This girl from the balcony was suddenly standing in front of me offering me a glass of water. She was so beautiful, she had slightly darker skin, and I was there making introductions with stinking vomit in my hair. So that was off to a good start. That’s bound to bring me luck.

[mwreckingball]

You know you're doing it right

When the zionists begin sending you koolaid-soaked hatemail, some people see it as time to cool off and moderate their point of view. I see it as the jumping off point. So long as there are still people who think the Israeli administration promotes peace, I will be joining my voice with others who loudly yell "bullshit!!!" This is a proud moment