Lawyer: why did you leave with Idgie Threadgode? Did she offer you money?
Ruth: *snorts* her broke ass?
Judge:….
Ruth: no, she’s…..um my best friend

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Lawyer: why did you leave with Idgie Threadgode? Did she offer you money?
Ruth: *snorts* her broke ass?
Judge:….
Ruth: no, she’s…..um my best friend
RIP Idgie Threadgode you would have loved tagging your posts with #smallbuisnessowner
RIP Ruth Jamison you would have loved Nara Smith
RIP Idgie Threadgode you would have loved TikTok
RIP Ruth Jamison you would have loved concerta (not for yourself tho, your wife however)
RIP Idgie Threadgode you would have loved arcane
RIP Ruth Jamison you would have loved live laugh love signs to hang in the café
RIP Idgie Threadgode you would have loved making fun of Ruth’s live laugh love signs
RIP Idgie Threadgode you would have spent 2020 protesting
Me to myself: pick yourself up! What would idgie Threadgode do?
Me: give her 11 year old whiskey
Me: give her 11 year old whiskey?
U know in Fried green tomatoes (the book) how Idgie is described as really tall for her age? And how in the movie she’s played by Mary Stuart Masterson who’s like 160 ish, which in the movies makes Idgie shorter than Ruth?
My favorite headcanon is imagining that Idgie is really tall for her age (say 175 ish) but that Ruth is taller (say 180)
Idgie: my son’s a genius, he’s always asking questions, always wonders stuff
Buddy jr: aunt Idgie why does my dad never come to see me?
Idgie: *not so thrilled anymore* he’s busy
Do I wanna be her or am I attracted to her? Yes