[begaydoslay]

”Ugh, is Ilya Never not horny?”

Yeah Shane, he’s real horny right now. As horny as Phoebe Bridgers in Demi Moore

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Art I made in high school in case anyone cares (yes this is a self insert time travel au, highschool was boring)

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When Shane Hollander has gotten over the fact that his private life was made into a tv-show he’ll start being upset about the lack of hockey in said TV show…..which like fair

[carsweirdness]

America and celeste should have hate fucked after that one scene where celeste had torn America's dress.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ok, it's a hollanov AU where Ilya is unemployed and living off his late mother’s trust fund. one day, he’s having a really bad day. he’s soaked by the rain, his tote bag is dirty, and he looks like he’s been hit by a truck. so he goes home, and when he gets there, he sees that he’s getting a new neighbor. he’s curious to see who’s going to live in the apartment next to his, so he goes near the open door at the same time his new neighbor is leaving. he’s about to greet his new neighbor when the guy cuts him off, asking Ilya if he’s the plumber. either his brain is playing tricks on him, or he’s daydreaming, or he’s finally gone completely mad because there’s no explanation for the sight before him, this guy literally stepped right out of his wildest dreams. that’s the only explanation for to why he just says yes and follows his neighbor inside the apartment and into the kitchen. the thing is, obviously, Ilya can’t do shit. he’s a spoiled city boy. the only hard working he’s ever done in his entire life was lifting weights in the gym. so, he’s now squatting in front of the guy’s cabinet, looking at the pipe, with no idea how he’s going to get out of this situation.

[begaydoslay]

No, heated rivalry! Don’t make me believe that several year situationships can work out, no, heated rivalry! Don’t make me believe in love!

[finding-franska]

Okay but why is no one remaking Fried Green Tomatoes and making it ACTUALLY gay?

[limpwristedrose]

My Shane headcannons on Queerness and Gender

- I 100% agree that Shane does not experience Queerness like Ilya does, I am fully in the camp of give this man a butch lesbian bestie and let him talk about Sports - he has a lot of internalised homophobia to take care off buttttt I love the idea of after he's like, accepted himself he goes. Right. Time to be good at Gay™. But like, he buys books on theory of sexuality and different identities, books about Stonewall riots and the politics of Queerness in Canada, goes to a Gay Event with the other hockey gays and is like, why is everyone drunk and grinding and wearing makeup, why does no one want to talk about Robert Dover who competed in the Seoul 1988 Olympics, the first openly gay Olympian, what the fuck is a Beyoncé

- He is really into the PWHL like, Hockey is his favourite thing what do you mean he gets to play incredible Hockey, and then also watch an entire league of Top Tier Hockey that he isn't in?? And he can just be a fan??? He is SO excited when Leah and Max say yes to the camps, he has wanted to ask Leah and very specific question, about how she (insert hockey thing), for about 3 years when he caught a game she was playing and Will Not use social media

- I love the idea of him being HOT on Pronouns and sexuality identities - Ilya! They have BOXES here!! No baby it's okay if you don't wanna be in a box you go be your repressed-Slavic-bitchy-queer-menace self, I can stay in This Box!! It has He/Him Pronouns on it!! and says Demi-Romantic, Monogamous and Homosexual!!

- He doesn't want to watch Ru Paul, he doesn't want to go to night clubs, he isn't camp. People are like, yeah but you're so fussy and bitchy about your skin care routine and he's like, what the fuck do you mean that's gay?? my skin is part of me why wouldn't I take care of it? I eat the right food, I wash my face and moisturise it?? Like I am a MAN and I have SKIN and if it goes DRY it gets SPOTTY?? EWW?

- He doesn't want to be involved in Drag, he would rather eat his own hand then go to a drag brunch (But respects it because did you know Ilya drag has a very intertwined history with Queerness and breaking down of patriarchal norms) and the moment His Big Strong Man Boyfriend who can Pick Him Up even though he's 200lbs puts on some eyeliner he is down on his knees faster than Ilya can put away the pencil. Watching Ilya become confident in himself and his masculinity and his campness makes Shane Very Happy and he will stand there in his Good Sensory outfit and hold Ilya's drink when Ilya has to punch a bigot or go dance like a slut with Harris. Go babe Go! He's good! He's listening to a broadcast about the women's Montreal teams chances in the playoffs and drinking his ginger ale

I love Shane so much and I know he has so much repressed shit to work through in terms of feeling inadequate but I fully believe he would get so interested in wanting to understand sexuality it scared him for so long!!

[pendragonstarz]

a "13 going on 30" byler au where 13 year old mike wishes to be old already becausw life at school sucks and he wakes up in ny, age 30, and he's a new york times best seller author and he has no idea what is going on and he has to find Will, yeah, because Will must know what's happening, but then when he finds him Will tells him they lost touch and aren't really friends anymore and also Will has a bf, and Mike is going crazy and realizes he loves him, he cannot imagine a future without Will in his life, no matter how successful he could be, how much money he could make, none of that matters if Will is not there, because Will is his light, his love, his home (and they have a scene like Jenna and Matt on the swingset)

[begaydoslay]

Rip to Ilya and Shane who will get bullied by the rookies in 2026 when said rookies find out how many goals they tied with in their rookie season

[poneappol]

this fanfiction shit easy

[begaydoslay]

So real

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I’m not gonna spoil anything about the good omens finale but all I can say is I hate it and I love it

[begaydoslay]

RIP Shane Hollander in the long game, you would have loved not choosing between your special interest and the love of your life (also known as the loves of an autistic person’s life) (source me, I am autism)

Rip Shane Hollander in the long game, you would have loved not being perceived ever

[begaydoslay]

Rip Ilya at the Halloween party in the long game, you would have loved Cruel World by Holly Humberstone

[begaydoslay]

Okay but like all the homophobic straight girls don’t understand how Franchela is litterally sapphic Hollanov

Ilya Rosanov/Michaela Stirling

The hottest person around and they know it

party person

outgoing

secretly down bad

saw their only family member who understood them die

devestated/avoidant when they realize they’re attracted to their crush

Shane Hollander/Francesca Bridgerton

anxious to do what’s right

would rather just do their special interest instead of talking to people unnecessarily

autistic

hottest person around and doesn’t know it

annoyed/scared when they realize they’re attracted to their crush

[begaydoslay]

Alright guys my brain is making connections again, hear me out:

Hollanov

Evil hollanov

Skip

Evil Skip

[begaydoslay]

Them: You read heated rivalry fanfiction for the smut, don’t you?

Me: *reads a thousand fics about Shane Hollander finding out he is autistic*