#idiot alien

[elizablozzom]

Hello say hello to my fraudsteal oc!! She’s my oc but another version of them

Her lore;

She’s an alien in disguise as a villager. She has the worst deals known to man kind and everyone hates her !! She has 16 emeralds for 2 bread. In her defense she doesn’t understand the trade system so she thinks she’s having rlly good deals. I love her!! … anyways when ppl get mad at her they bite her antenna :c….

She tried to steal stuff but she always fails, oh Also shes a stalker. Like she will follow u around for 2 days and be silent. I hate her…. Grr….

Stroppp she’s 2 days old.. also she thinks she’s everyone’s friend

Aww I love her !

@fraudstealsmp

[bushelofmuses]

@freckledskiesandhazeleyes  ll  Here

"We've been all over the news," he deadpanned. Humans. Oblivious. All of them. "We're not surface dwellers like you crazy idiots. It's safer below the surface, thank you very much. What's an equivalent? Hmmm I think you use the word "aliens," but we're terra creatures, just like you. But, you know, better, smarter, gorgeous, etc." Alex did a flippant motion with his hand. "Basically, far superior to your mammalian kind."

Let's see. What else did humans do that drove their kind?

Wait.

With a sudden, coy smile, Alex closed the distance between them, gently running fingers over the taller human's cheek and down his neck. "Did you know that these soul bonds amplify the ecstasy of copulation? Threefold." What male human could turn down physical pleasure? Weren't they all driven by that?

[crimson-iden]

Like bro a strobe flickers at a mirror and it’s just