#idklog

[to-the-idk]

2 poached eggs

1 piece of toast

1 cup of green tea ( plain )

[to-the-idk]

brunch

Yogurt bowl ( 312 )

1 cup of tea

afternoon

2 beers

15 crisps

[to-the-idk]

500 cals today

im shaking

[to-the-idk]

1 cup of tea + 3 cups of water

and 745 calories i dont want to talk abt it i was coerced 🤮

i did my daily yoga and squats so goodnight

[to-the-idk]

1 cup of tea

and it might destroy all my progress 🤮

[to-the-idk]

( brunch )

1 / 2 peach smoothie ( 130 )

2 cups of water

made brunch for the pals & didn't eat ✔

no one noticed

also i burned the f out of my hand 😓

[to-the-idk]

( midday / dinner )

2 cups of lemonade

3 cups of water

4 cups of blueberries

1 cup of green tea w 1 teaspoon tumeric

[greaser-lightning-blog]

[09:31] -- transDementia [TD] began pestering greaserLightning [GL] at 09:31 --

[09:31] TD: Are iou mi human vryend?

[09:32] GL: [[i do believe so!]]

[09:32] TD: What yz that iou're doyng, yz that iour quyrk

[09:33] GL: nah, its nothing. dont vworry about it.

[09:33] TD: Zhyt iou aren't her. Ztupyd Terbro goyng and lozyng all of our humanz chumhandlez.

[09:34] TD: Whatefer. Who are iou.

[09:34] GL: take a guess, dollface. i got all day. vwho do you think?

[09:35] TD: Jees how am I zuppozed to know. Are iou vamouz or zomethyng cauze I nefer heard o ioiu.

[09:37] GL: vwell i aint heard of you either, but im being nice about it. shit. you could say famous.

[09:37] GL: i should be, givwen my talents at least.

[09:38] TD: Eheheh nyce ieah okai. Thyz yz mi nyce.

[09:38] TD: Talentz, huh. Watcha got bucko? I'm pretti talented mizelf.

[09:40] GL: pff, only the ability to make the greatest edm beforus has evwer heard. if any of those losers vwere vwilling to listen.

[09:40] GL: you got talent, huh? do go on.

[09:41] TD: Edm blech. Zmooth jass yz where yt'z at.

[09:42] GL: edms the big thing right nowv, i hate to rattle your chain on that, kid.

[09:42] GL: i can respect your shitty taste in music, though. evweryones got a shitty opinion once in a vwhile.

[09:43] TD: Wow zomebodi'z pretti zure ov themzelv. Yv yt'z zo great, whi won't anibodi lyzten to iour ztuff.

[09:45] GL: they, like you my fine friend, havwe absolutely no taste vwhat so evwer.

[09:45] GL: that is vwhy.

[09:45] TD: Zo what iou're zaiyng yz that nobodi wyll lyzten becauze nobodi elze lykez that garbage. Zo bazycalli yt yz NOT the byg thyng.

[09:46] TD: Heheheh. Nyce tri. Thyz gyrl'z pretti good at keepyng up wyth the tymez, unlyke iou apparentli.

[09:47] GL: ill givwe you that. the second part at least. i prefer a more classic style ovwer contemporary evwerything evweryone else likes.

[09:47] GL: is there cupcake batter in my hair? vwhat the fuck?

[09:47] GL: cod, vwhat did i do the other night? that doesnt evwen make sense, i cant evwen cook.

[09:48] TD: Cupcake batter. What the zhyt dyd iou do to get that yn iour HAYR.

[09:48] TD: Iou muzt be realli bad at bakyng.

[09:49] TD: I mean, I'm no good at bakyng eyther. But I nefer got the ztuvv yn mi hayr.

[09:51] GL: thats the thing. i dont bake.

[09:52] GL: i am not a baker. i dont make cupcakes. there are no cupcakes here. none of the cupcakes are currently residing in this area.

[09:52] GL: not a single cupcake.

[09:52] GL: so i havwe no idea howv that happened and im not sure i vwant to knowv.

[09:52] TD: Alryght zheezh.

[09:52] TD: Are iou zome kynda crasi parti dude. Dyd I myzjudge iou.

[09:53] TD: Cauze crasi parti dudez are alryght yn mi book.

[09:58] GL: you could put it that vway.

[09:58] GL: cant imagine a crazy party vwith smooth jazz, though.

[09:59] GL: howv the fuck do you dance to that?

[09:59] TD: Don't be ztupyd. Zmooth jass yz vor tymez iou'll remember.

[10:00] TD: Vor crasi partyez, anithyng iou want can go on az long az iou hafe the bezt pozzyble nyght.

[10:01] TD: Preverabli the kynd ov nyght iou don't WANT to remember.

[10:01] TD: Heheh.

[10:02] GL: makes sense. i dig it.

[10:18] TD: I waz goyng to zai that iou're boryng and I'm leafyng, but I gotta know iou're name vyrzt.

[10:21] GL: because im going to tell you anything after you say something like that.

[10:21] GL: right.

[10:22] TD: Rude. Mi name yz Fligle, bi the wai. Bezt blue blood thyz zyde ov EFER.

[10:26] GL: cronus. only blue bloods i can compare you to are aranea, vwhos a babe but talks vway too much to bother vwith, the svweaty guy, horuss, and that other chick i dont really knowv. so yeah, probably the best blue blood ivwe seen.

[10:26] GL: for such a bitch.

[10:26] TD: Whoa, harzh tongue iou got there vryend.

[10:27] TD: I lyke yt. Heheh.

[10:27] GL: ill havwe to keep that in mind.

[10:27] TD: Aniwaiz I'fe got lower bloodz to torment. Catch iou on the darker zyde ov nefer.

[10:27] -- transDementia [TD] ceased pestering greaserLightning [GL] at 10:27 --