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[king-star]

AYOOO didn’t know you were doing ships lowkey i wanna see who u ship me with 🤠 i mean u know me pretty well at this point but i’ll give u some fun facts

im latina, i’m 5’0, i have brown hair and brown eyes, i watch children cartoons to feel something and for the last three days i’ve been looking at local dog shelters and imagining adopting all the puppers 😭🤚🏼

Your match is 💜Kate Bishop💜

~ You two are cheeky fuckers and always get up to shit together. Kate is a good deal taller than you and will tease you about your height nonstop. She is the big spoon and loves to cuddle you. The two of you go on a different uber romantic date every Saturday. Kate would love to adopt a dog with you because she is jealous of Clint having lucky.~

A/N: ok ok I’m sorry that im doing this before all the others but like it was so easy. it’s fucking KJ i typed it up in under 5 minutes. also bestie you latina? i didn’t know that.

[milfmafia]

requesting a ted talk on why natasha gives off milf vibes and the science behind her hotness pls and thank u

Natasha Romanoff is a loving and caring individual. She constantly puts her life at risk for the sake of others and singlehandedly led the Avengers throughout the blip.

Natasha takes care of everyone and tends to neglect her own feelings to be there for others. She’s a very closed off person, but won’t hesitate to ensure that the people she loved and even strangers, were safe.

Her ability to nurture other people is the exact reason why she radiates milf vibes, despite her inability to bear children of her own.

As for Natasha’s hotness, her personality isn’t her only beautiful trait.

From her red hair that compliments her smooth skin, to her defined jawline and perfectly sculpted eyebrows, she is without a doubt, an extremely attractive person.

Not to mention, she is in very good shape from the years of training and strenuous work she endures on a seemingly daily basis.

The attached photo is plausible evidence to support my claims. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. <3

[myfavoriteficss]

hey friend :)

wanted to know which recent fav fic would you recommend? in the mood to read something (anything rlly lmao) fully giving you the power to pick!! hope your day has been good <3

Hello my beautiful friend!!! I’ve had a good day so far and I hope you have as well!!

I’m going to give you a few options just in case you have read some of them already!

Written by: @8bitscarlet

There Was Only One (This was a lot of fun to read! I hope that there will be a second part)

Written by: @fortuositywritings

I Said No Part 8 - The Great Animal Rescue (I love this series! I got so happy earlier today when these two parts were released)

Written by: @kingpreciouswrld

Why Would You Do That? (This was just dang adorable!)

[mahvericks]

EXCUSE ME MA’AM U WENT TO PARIS?? DID U GET TO GO TO DISNEYLAND PARIS ???

jrhjfrcb yeah i went to paris my brother and his bf live there! i didn’t get to go to disneyland bc it was a too short trip but i’m going back in may to go at the john wick hagakure première AND go to disneyland 😮‍💨✋🏻

i went to a football game of my team, went on the eiffel tower, trocadéro, walked down the champs-élysée, took the same picture as jennie kim in front of the eiffel tower, went to montmartre where they shot a scene for the next john wick movie ( and took pics! ) visited the american cemetery in paris all in two days and a half 😩 i wanna go back already

[bisexual-chupacabra]

just found this how we feelin bestie 🤭

Not u learning that I hate the Yankees and immediately showing me this 😭

But also scarjo looks great as a baseball player lol

[stephanieromanoff]

Queen do u know several languages??? THATS SO COOL IF U DO TF i literally can barely speak english 😭🤚🏼

I do know some hahah my native language is portuguese and I grew up also understanding spanish because my family is hispanic, and I learned german and english in school. But italian I tried to learn through websites 😂

[wandaromanova]

CONGRATS ON 2.5k FRIEND !!! U RLLY OUT HERE MAKING MOVES AND FEEDING THE MASSES

AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH BESTIE

[simpfornatasharomanoff]

I can't believe you're bullying me :(