#idleoceans

[aravenlikeawritingdesk]

Joey I need menthols bro!! Though if you're taking any trips in the future lemme know

[loyalstiles]

you don't need to fantasize when you got me ;)

you are so right i'm dripping wet just looking at this message

[loyalstiles]

because joey and i are cool and edgy trendsetters who do stuff that nobody else does we watched mean girls tonight and quoted like everything

i feel like one day twenty years from now i will be babysitting someone's kids and i will force them to sit through it because nobody should be deprived of its beauty

nobody

[loyalstiles]

Does your phone hate me?

no i hate you.

[loyalstiles]

YOU NEED TO LOOK AT YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW

exhibit #1923801 why i'm a horrid texter

[loyalstiles]

RIGHT OKAY SO yesterday when joey and i went for coffee we saw an escalade and joey was like "oh my god i want an escalade it is my DREAM CAR but benji says no he won't allow it"

"why? because it's a gas guzzler?"

"yeah but I DON'T CARE I'LL PAY FOR THE EXTRA GAS"

"ah well, he can get his own car. let him get a mini-cooper or something"

"... that's actually exactly what he wants, yeah"

I KNOW MY BOYS AND I KNOW THEM WELL

LOL BOYS I FOUND THIS IN MY DRAFTS FOLDER I'M LAUGHING

[loyalstiles]

Lick my balls

i will lather your testes with my soft moist tongue and just slurp u up big boy

[loyalstiles]

I will google search hardcore porn and fondle myself.

actual text sent to me by joey idleoceans