#glowingnoise

[loyalstiles]

RIGHT OKAY SO yesterday when joey and i went for coffee we saw an escalade and joey was like "oh my god i want an escalade it is my DREAM CAR but benji says no he won't allow it"

"why? because it's a gas guzzler?"

"yeah but I DON'T CARE I'LL PAY FOR THE EXTRA GAS"

"ah well, he can get his own car. let him get a mini-cooper or something"

"... that's actually exactly what he wants, yeah"

I KNOW MY BOYS AND I KNOW THEM WELL

LOL BOYS I FOUND THIS IN MY DRAFTS FOLDER I'M LAUGHING

[loyalstiles]

so hey i just wanna shoot some love to the following lovelies and in no particular order

byrd

joey

kate

my brother mike

they are such amazing wonderful people who put up with me on a daily basis and who give me so much love and support and make my every day so much better that i don't know what i would be without them

they all helped talk me down from a pretty serious proverbial ledge and have made me feel so much better and have helped me be strong and courageous and yelled at me until i realized that i'm not a burden and got me to speak up and ask for company (byrd this one belongs to you) and that i'm allowed to interrupt peoples' days for help (joseph this one's yours) and that i need to be calm about the situation and not let it take control of me (kate this one's from you) and to realize this isn't the end of the world and even if it becomes the worst case scenario, there's always an up (all three of you) (and mike's tossed in there too)

without any of you i'd be a panicky crying mess and i'd be falling apart but you've all shown me that i'm loved and cared for and that i'm also probably freaking out over nothing, so thank you thank you thank you <3

i love you all SO VERY VERY VERY MUCH uwu <3<3

[loyalstiles]

OH MY GOD okay so i just got an angry phone call from joey who's visiting his boyfriend benj in ottawa AND JOEY WAS YELLING THAT IT'S HIS LAST NIGHT WITH BENJI AND ALL BENJ IS DOING IS READING BEIZY'S LATEST FIC AND IT'S MY FAULT FOR REBLOGGING IT

I DIED LAUGHING OH MY GOD

[loyalstiles]

so joey and i went to yorkdale mall AND WE SAW AN 8 YEAR OLD KID WEARING A BLUE WILLAM TANK TOP

obviously i went up to him and told him i liked his shirt and his face just lit up and his mom was smiling down on him and honestly it was just the cutest thing ever that woman deserves a goddamn 'world's best mom' award A+

[loyalstiles]

OH MAN OKAY SO i was getting up to go make dinner when joey called and was like let's go eat BUT I ALREADY HAD PLANS TO MAKE DINNER so i was like "yo i'm making chicken alfredo just come eat with me"

SO WE MADE CHICKEN ALFREDO WITH FETTUCCINE AND CAESAR SALAD AND IT WAS THE BEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER EATEN JFC 

[aravenlikeawritingdesk]

glowingnoise replied to your post: hey so jeremy had the car yesterday so he came...

It was me. Love u <3

bitch i had to go out at 9:30 to clean that shit ima cut u

[loyalstiles]

OH MY GOD I WAS LITERALLY STEPPING INTO THE SHOWER WHEN I GOT A TEXT FROM JOEY THAT SB5 IS DEAD

I TOSSED ON A ROBE AND RAN HERE

I'M NAKED AS THE DAY I WAS BORN AND CELEBRATING 

~*~FUCK THE PATRIARCHY~*~

[loyalstiles]

adablaine replied to your post: tardisex replied to your post: asdreamsmaycome...

i s ok just cover it with lace yes yes yes *u*u*u*

YES GOOD I LOVE LACE

pepperroxd replied to your post: your boobs though /sob

cuz ur boobs are fab dahling

LOL THANKS BB <3

glowingnoise replied to your post: your boobs though /sob

big ego kinda goes with big boobs, trust me i know.

joey glowingnoise: breast connoisseur 

andthestorytellerssay replied to your post: yo big boobies r mine uwu

Put mine under your right. Property of Ginny.

DONE

adablaine replied to your post: yo big boobies r mine uwu

and on ur butt

and on my palm

AND ON MY HEEEEAAAAAART

cocktail-party-in-an-abattoir replied to your post: your skirt is fugly

did you make “pumpum” up

LOL no omg have you never heard it before?

it means vagina

in case u didn't figure it out