#idoits

[monsoonthewizardok]

STUPID FUCKING IDOITS

(Hc that fuiro sometimes pulls po-uta necklace so he can look at her 😭😭😭)

[stargirlie25]

Yall

In the blinding sun off the turquoise water, his shadows were gone, his face stark and clear. More ... human than I had ever seen him.-Acowar

When Azriels shadows disappear, he looks most human. Which he is not and will never be. Also the sun is very clearly mentioned here.

“I don’t want a mate. I don’t want a male.” She wanted a human man.-Acofas

Could this be the reason Elain is drawn to Azriel? He is another version of her once love? It seems that Elain might be attracted to the illusion of Azriel. He looks most human when his shadows are gone and his shadows always vanish around Elain.

Now Elain is drawn to sunshine. the sun. Light. brightness.

The suite was filled with sunlight.

Every curtain shoved back as far as it could go, to let in as much sun as possible. As if any bit of darkness was abhorrent. As if to chase it away.And seated in a small chair before the sunniest of the windows, her back to us, was Elain.

We both took the invitation and left our sister in her sunlit room.

She had been always so full of light

“What can I get you, Elain?” Only with Elain did she use that voice. But Elain shook her head once more. “Sunshine.”

She set down the tray and wiped her flour-coated hands on the apron she wore over her dusty-pink gown. Even in the middle of winter, she was a bloom of color and sunshine

While Azriel....

Az said, his shadows lingering in the archway, as if fearful of the bright sunlight in the ring.

So if this is clear, Elain is sunshine,loves sunshine,resorts to sunshine,and symbolizes sunshine. Sunshine/light are a part of her true character.

Azriels shadows disappear around sunshine AND Elain.

See how both this characters together take away from each other?

Azriel shadows. Always would be his companions. Always disappear around Elain.

Elain always full of light. Finds darkness abhorrent. Night court black specifically sucking the light from her face.

They both compliment each other horribly. Taking away something important from each of them.

He still has not gotten over his feelings for Mor.

She still wears Graysen's engagement ring.

They are both a distraction or a runaway to their problems.

Azriel wants Elain because he thinks she should be his mate.

Elain's reason for not wanting Lucien is because he is her mate.

Azriel thinks Elain should be with him because he is the last brother and she is the last sister. As he said ''the third was given to another'' MEANING Elain could be anyone, any person but that would not matter because Azriels crack theory still stands. This also proves, that he has no real problems with Lucien. Its just the fact that the ''another'' is mated to the ''third'' sister.

His petty jealousy of Eluciens bond is because of his own problems he has been struggling with for centuries. He believes he will be happy like his brothers if he were to be with Elain. His problems led him to say bullshit about Lucien which is incredibly uncalled for. He would say it even if it were another male. There's no real reason for Azriel to not like Lucien.

By the way another thing debunking Azriels dumb crack theory is the fact that Rhysand,Cassian and himself are not actually brothers?

There best friends at most. This flumps the ''how could two sisters be given to my two brothers but the third was given to another!'' (This isn't the actual quote''

BECAUSE YALL ARE NOT BROTHERS. DIFFERENT BLOOD. DIFFERENT FRICKING EARS. DIFFERENT DAD. DIFFERENT MOMMA. PEOPLE LITERALLY SHIP HIM WITH RHYSANDS SISTER!!!

RHYSAND,CASSIAN AND AZRIEL COULD FUCK IF THEY WANTED TOO AND NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN?

Only the Archerons are sisters. Otherwise they all ended up with their people who match them.

[valentinoknives]

Will: Tis but a flesh wound

Nico: *in tears, frantically trying to stop the blood*

Nico: Will n0

[labradoodle104]

Sozo, being a good gf: Wow your legs look great in those jeans.

Nemui, being a flirty boi: You should see me without em. (AS IN SHORTS)

Sozo: w-why would you take of your legs???????? (she knows what shes doin)

Nemui: *facepalms*

[k0doku]

[silveragelovechild]

Nine stupid characters from the Prometheus/Covenant films. I could list the entire casts from both films but I’ll limit it to these idiots.

Prometheus

Holloway - takes off helmet in an alien environment & accepts drink from evil robot.

Fifield - maps alien chamber but immediately gets lost

Millburn - afraid of 1000+ year old alien bodies but pets an alien cobra

Covenant

Ledward - needs to take a piss on alien planet.

Maggie - shoots rifle inside spaceship and hits tank of fuel.

Hallett - fingers alien plant releasing alien spores - no helmet

Rosenthal - decides to wash face alone even tho place is creepy

Oram - sure he’ll looked into that weird alien pod even though he already know David is not to be trusted.

Tennessee - risks lives of 2000 colonists by taking ship into atmosphere.

AND… Ridley Scott for directing this shit!

[a-captains-heart]

Soo what the fuck?

Like according to Tumblr THIS is sensitive content?

How? I'm pretty damn sure those legs would hurt if you shove one up your arse or up ya vagina, Regardless if you use a bathtub worth of lube that shits gonna hurt one hole or another. Iv lost count how many times iv clicked the buttons above this post to say "this post isnt sensitive" to not only on this persons (@miniatureworldpainter i know for sure another two of yours such as the weird pink chair is marked as sensitive too.)blog but of so many others as well.

I know many people have seen this sort of post from others but im gonna make this post continue with screenshots of other peoples pages that have this issue and i will tag the profile as well so you all know what post your looking for and dont have to go through one post at a time. Because this is a headache.

I get this alot through my newsfeed and i am marking all your posts as non sensitive! But it doesnt seem to do a damn thing. So hopefully me bringing this up (so long as thia doesnt get marked up as "sensitive") might help bring the issue to light more.

You're free to add to this with your own ones but please tag the profiles you and screenshooting!

Saying that @miniatureworldpainter if you wish for me to remove this post with your repost on, please inform me as i forgot to ask for permission while ranting away on this.

[uswnt-archives]

who knew kelley and alex invented marriage