JOE BIDEN is in CAHOOTS with the EVIL PENIS WIZARD?
On March 14th, 2022, the Evil Penis Wizard was spotted entering the whitehouse, with seemingly no intervention from security, the police, the military, or patriotic space aliens.
Why would this be allowed to happen? One can only assume that Joe Biden wishes to enter peace talks with the Evil Penis Wizard, and yet BILLIONS of us are still having penis spells cast on us, three months later.
So what happened?
I believe that Joe Biden and the Evil Penis Wizard are teaming up to bring about Penis Totality. Basically, they're planning to
But why would he do this? And what proof do I have? You may be tempted to call me a liar and a fraud.
BUT YOU'RE WRONG.
When asked about his penis on the campaign trail in 2020, Joe Biden had this to say:
"Listen, Buster, where I come from, we don't brag about our dicks. We just quietly go about our business, getting the job done, day in and day out. That's how we do things in Scranton, Pennsylvania. And I'm proud of my small penis. It's never gotten in the way of me doing my job, and it's never stopped me from getting the job done. So, when you see me out there on the campaign trail, shaking hands and kissing babies, know that I'm doing it with a small penis. And I'm proud of that."
WOW. Those sound like the words of a man who would bring about PENIS TOTALITY to me.
Still don't believe me? Think my photos are hoaxes? Just ask snopes.com
I think I'll let the evidence speak for itself.
